Watchblog zur MLP AG

Handelsblatt delivered an interesting comment on Finanzvertriebs:
AWD and MLP resist to find new salespeople.

Lucky day for Uwe!
He managed to ruin this year’s bonus of his enemy Swiss Life!
And Uwe is happy because of the financial crisis: So he can hide this time the gaps in his balance sheets.
Here is an amazing comment by FAZ: They assume MLP could loose a reputation. Come on, folks. What do you mean […]

Uwe!
Why don’t you sing today?
Is it because your lousy results? Or is it because so much people left your strange firm?
By the way, because of the exodus the averrage of customers per adviser raised - the results decreased. Is this because the best people went to Formaxx and Mayflower?
Uwe, why not sing together?
(And be aware […]

Chris offers the new report: Not so good.
Last year the Wiesholes generated in the third quarter  138,7 Mio Euros. This time they maged only to get 126,4 Mio Euros.
The EBIT sank from 18,2 Mio Euros down to 2,8 Mio Euros. Oups!
The bonus sank from 16,8 Mio  Euros down to 0,8 Mio Euros. Oh, oh!
In the last […]

As we have often reported former MLP boss Dr. Bernie Termuehlen rebuys his once lost firm via the backdoor: Mayflower Capital is nothing else than the ressurection of the old strukkibude MLP, run by the same people, Geschaeftsstellenleiters and so on. Termuehlen reinstalls the old structure of MLP before a foolish operasinger began to ruign […]

MLP’s high priest “Uwe, the allmighty” is not amused:
The Wiesholes tried to forbid a german lawyer to compare the holy church of MLP to a sect. The curious story was taken up by Financial Times Germany. The first round at the court was lost by MLP.
Yesterday the lawyer won her main case against the Wiesholes. […]

Because MLP hasn’t a really working operating business the Wiesholes sometimes buy other firms that do.
After eating FERI the Wiesholes want to take over ZSH in Heidelberg, the former town of MLP.
ZSH is another strukkibude, but one with a really funny background. Stay tuned, we will offfer you the story soon!
Picture by ZSH in fair […]

It was an open secret that Bernhard Termuehlen was the man behind Mayfloyer Capital, the new strukkibude in Germany’s ocean of financial advisors and other scum.
Now you can see him acting as ‘Don’. You can see more: All the other names are such of MLPers. Even that of Melanie Ehlert. The Mayflower is MLP with […]

A rumor found it’s way to us via the Atlantic, the same way the legendary ship Mayflower took:
A third (!) of MLP’s local branch managers (’Geschaeftsstellenleiters’) resigned and made their way to former MLP-head Bernie Termuehlen’s new strukkibude Mayflower Capital.
This is hard for MLP because of the Pareto Principle. No question: the most effective people […]

The affair with a Swiss newspaper revealed that Uwe said it in a not approved interview: His MLPers will boycott Swiss Lifes’s products in case they start a takeover. All MLPers will stand together to defend the fortress of the Wiesholes!
Meanwhile we got information that MLP is in much more trouble. Maybe they have to […]