Archiv der Kategorie ‘Trick‘

MLP sponsors “independent” media

Dienstag, den 30. Juni 2009

German tv-station ZDF used to show a critical view on MLP and its competitors this year. We are in doubt that we will see such a good program in nearly future, because ….
MLP is sponsor of ZDF’s parties!

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“Musterklage” against MLP at Karlsruhe Highcourt

Montag, den 30. März 2009

Here you can read what the Wiesholes makes fear:
Bundesanzeiger: 11 O 36/08 KfH - 30. Dezember 2008
This is a test suit of Rotter-lawyers against MLP AG and Bernhard Termühlen concerning the mysterious balance sheets of manipulation mastermind Bernie Termuehlen.
By the way: Reports dealing with this case in german newsgroups show a mysterious tendency to vanish. […]

Heidelberger Leben offers Pawlow’s dogs

Freitag, den 20. März 2009

Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]

Heidelberger Leben is dead - R.I.P.

Dienstag, den 17. März 2009

Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes.  The shop seems to be dead.

Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
(Montag bis Freitag 8.00 Uhr-18.00 Uhr)Telefon national: 01803 […]

12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

A ship will arrive … Will MLP sell harbours?

Montag, den 2. März 2009

What is needed if the company is sinking?
A ship! The chance is good that the name of the ship will be ‘Mayflower’. The story of the original Mayflower is similiar to that what will maybe follow with the Mayflower of our days. This new Mayflower announced a lot of local shops - almost nothing was […]

watchblogging

Donnerstag, den 5. Februar 2009

The last days Germany had fun with the stupidty of the national railway. German blogger Markus Beckedahl revealed some documents that turned the faces of some managers red. So the Deutsche Bahn AG followed the foolish idea to threaten the blogger with legal action. The result was very predictable: The whole internet formed a society […]

Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger

Montag, den 2. Februar 2009

 
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]

The trustworthy Mr Gerhard Stratthaus - financial advise de luxe XXL

Freitag, den 30. Januar 2009

German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere

In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]