Archiv der Kategorie ‘Swiss Life‘

HDI Gerling owns 10% of MLP

Mittwoch, den 27. Mai 2009

As MLP admits they are owned by almost 10% by HDI Gerling. Obviously they bought a part of Swiss Life’s lunatic deal.

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Uwe is happy!

Montag, den 23. März 2009

Uwe welcomes the new big shareholder Talanx. Talanx has bought the toxic paper from Maschi’s Swiss Life, so Talanx owns now 9,9% and the Swiss 15,9% of the Wiesholes.
So MLP is independend - except from owners Talanx, Swiss Lif, Allianz, Axa, …
Maschi will rule now Swiss Life - including AWD ans Minimum 15,9% of MLP.

Germany’s next top-fool: Talanx

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

The next insurance company that needs to learn that MLP means More Lost Pennies is named “Talanx”. Talanx is Nr. 3 of the german big insurance companies, and like AWD they are from Hanover. Surprisingly Talanx joins the fools of business rival Swiss Life that lost almost two thirds of their stupid investment in MLP’s […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

German press on Swiss Life’s nightmare

Freitag, den 20. Februar 2009

German press on MLP:

ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn

Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]

Swiss on pullback - MLP will stay

Donnerstag, den 19. Februar 2009

As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]

MLP is not so happy

Mittwoch, den 18. Februar 2009

Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]

MLP-shareholder AWD in trouble

Dienstag, den 20. Januar 2009

The media continue their new habit to focus on financial advisers: MLP’s rival AWD, ruled by Maschi and Swiss Life, is not only attacked in Austria but in Germany too.
Read what blogger Konsumpf.de has to say on AWD!
Don’t miss NDR-TV’s latest feature on AWD!
The story is not so new: See HR-TV’s feature on AWD!
These are […]

No doubt: Swiss Life abandons stupid MLP adventure

Donnerstag, den 15. Januar 2009

Now there can’t be any question that Swiss Life quits its ridiculous idea to buy MLP. Maschi and Rolf obviously agreed to stop making fools of themselves. The Wiesholes offered Maschi a good fight - a fight with no real winners.
Everybody thought that Maschi would have an ace hidden up to his sleeve, but the […]

Rolf Dörig is in a big shit

Freitag, den 9. Januar 2009

Rolf, why in hell did you consider buying AWD an MLP woulf be a good idea?
Read Handelsblatt!