Archiv der Kategorie ‘Strukkibude‘

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

A ship will arrive … Will MLP sell harbours?

Montag, den 2. März 2009

What is needed if the company is sinking?
A ship! The chance is good that the name of the ship will be ‘Mayflower’. The story of the original Mayflower is similiar to that what will maybe follow with the Mayflower of our days. This new Mayflower announced a lot of local shops - almost nothing was […]

MLP: 5,23 Euros - all time bottom

Montag, den 2. März 2009

Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!

Must read!

Sonntag, den 1. März 2009

Here is a highly remmended text of a german writer that represents the experience of many young germans:
Gedanken zur Krise found in Sueddeutsche: “Jetzt”

BILD: In einem vertraulichen BVA-Bericht ist davon die Rede, dass die IKK-Direkt an den Finanzdienstleister MLP für die Vermittlung von Versicherten stark überhöhte Erfolgsprämien gezahlt hat.

Sonntag, den 22. Februar 2009

The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]

German press on Swiss Life’s nightmare

Freitag, den 20. Februar 2009

German press on MLP:

ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn

Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]

Swiss on pullback - MLP will stay

Donnerstag, den 19. Februar 2009

As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]

MLP is not so happy

Mittwoch, den 18. Februar 2009

Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]

Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger

Montag, den 2. Februar 2009

 
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]

Austria raps finanzkeiler’s knuckles

Sonntag, den 1. Februar 2009

MLP’s big rival AWD had a hard time in its colony Austria. The austrian media and politicians took aim on this silly strukkibude. AWD’s strukkis are nicknamed ‘finanzkeilers’ (finance tuskers).  Now the government decided to control the ‘finanzkeilers’ in an effective way. This results in a collateral damage for MLP Austria because they will face […]