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12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]

No blanket conviction? We do!

Mittwoch, den 11. März 2009

Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]

Ilse Aigner meets Uwe and other lobbyists of the financial nobody-needs-business

Dienstag, den 10. März 2009

Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]

MLPers are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Samstag, den 7. März 2009

In a law suit handled by die hard-critic Mrs Jacobs who is the lawyer of numerous former MLPers, the lawyers of MLP offered some curious news:
According to advocate Mr Schwake MLPers are not Ein-Firmen-Vertreters.  An Ein-Firmen-Vertreter is a strukki who is allowed to work for one strukkibude only.
Mr. Schwake’s point of view leads to the […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

A ship will arrive … Will MLP sell harbours?

Montag, den 2. März 2009

What is needed if the company is sinking?
A ship! The chance is good that the name of the ship will be ‘Mayflower’. The story of the original Mayflower is similiar to that what will maybe follow with the Mayflower of our days. This new Mayflower announced a lot of local shops - almost nothing was […]

MLP - friends will be friends

Mittwoch, den 25. Februar 2009

Generous gesture of the Wiesholes: They offer to help the Swiss in selling MLP-shares!
Hey Uwe, here is a song for you!

BILD: In einem vertraulichen BVA-Bericht ist davon die Rede, dass die IKK-Direkt an den Finanzdienstleister MLP für die Vermittlung von Versicherten stark überhöhte Erfolgsprämien gezahlt hat.

Sonntag, den 22. Februar 2009

The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]

Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger

Montag, den 2. Februar 2009

 
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]

The trustworthy Mr Gerhard Stratthaus - financial advise de luxe XXL

Freitag, den 30. Januar 2009

German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere

In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]