MLP is in big trouble. Always being sportsmen we decided to help the Wiesholes!
Tomorrow some people will enter the central building in Wiesloch at Alte Heerstr. 40 to donate 1.000,- bucks to Uwe. The only thing we demand is: Uwe has to sing for it!
We in the US call this Corp Aid.
What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]
Until today the hardest article on MLP was Die Legende von Heidelberg by Berliner Zeitung.
This weekend FAZ offered a good warning, we wrote about it.
But the best article on the Wiesholes ever is the new one by Herbert Fromme, Financial Times Germany:
Die Talfahrt von MLP (The slide of MLP)
It starts with the story of the […]
German conservative newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung adviced students and others not to belief in MLP’s advisers:
Interesting: Former MLPers call their training by MLP brain jogging. In fact: everybody of our informants used the term brain washing.
FAZ spoke even to Jan Berg, a professional of Wieshole’s truth-departement.
Second best part of the article:
“Wir sind nur […]
What the Germans say about Maschmeyer’s undercover operation:
Germany’s best informed newsman in insurance business is Herbert Fromme from Financial Times Germany. As always he was the first who knew about Maschmeyer’s unexpectable scam. On Wednesday he wrote:
MLP - keine guten Gründe gegen Übernahme
by Herbert Fromme, Financial Times Germany
He was right:
Maschmeyer kapert Rivalen MLP
by Herbert Fromme, […]
The Swiss are normally known for their ability to count money. It seems that Swiss Life insurance can’t calculate anymore:
If we assume that MLP would be worth 1,2 billion Euro,
and if we belief that MLP is bullshitting actually 600.000 customers,
so we will come to the conclusion that Swiss Life has paid 2.000,- bucks per customer.
In […]
The market is not amused: The shareholder values of AWD, MLP and Swiss Life lost today a lot.
While Uwe blazoned out to decline any talks to Swiss Life it went out that Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaeger already did so …! Uwe, this game is not for boys, is it?
By the way, not talking to critics is […]
According to Reuters little Uwe said, there is no need to talk to Swiss Life.
Hm …. Maschi and his alphorners have obviously more trust in MLP than Uwe: They bought more than 25% of MLP’s shares, Uwe has 0%. “0″? A number close associated to Uwe, isn’t it?
This wanna be financial advisers? Parasites who don’t […]
German conservative newspaper FAZ reports that Swiss Life has contacted Uwe today after his disasterous conference for the first time.
Here is what Swiss Life Uwe told:
Hi there, is there the big opera singer speaking?
Yes, he is. Old alphornblowers, what can I do for you?
Ha, ha, please don’t do anything for us. Insurance business is for […]
Watch this beautyfull watch of MLP!
If you want to own this highly enchanting gem you will find it on EBAY (TM)!
In case your girl friend is named Martina Lechner, could there be a better gift?
Or should Uwe try to get such a watch to pretend being an MLPer for 10 years?
Copyright of the pictures […]