Archiv der Kategorie ‘Spaß mit MLP‘

Bernie Termuehlen is a farmer - who gets subsidies!

Dienstag, den 16. Juni 2009

Shady former MLP boss Termuehlen who allowed some ‘misunderstandings’ in balance sheets, is always keen in business: Actually the European Community pays him 250.000 bucks because Bernie owns a lot of ground in Eastern Germany, so he plays the role of a farmer.
Bernie is a billionaire only, so it is a good idea for the […]

Southpark on financial advise

Montag, den 20. April 2009

Must see: South Park!

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Uwe on his way up?

Montag, den 23. März 2009

All the years Uwe was so clever never to own MLP’s shares. Uwe, have you been as clever as to buy the paper when it had its touch down on 5,19 bucks two weeks ago? This would have been really clever because it jumped to 8,28 today - this would have resulted in a bonus […]

Manne in space!

Montag, den 16. März 2009

 
Manfred Lautenschlaeger is an asteroid now.
See what will happen if Manne returns!
(Hopefully everything is covered by an insurance …)

MLPers are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Samstag, den 7. März 2009

In a law suit handled by die hard-critic Mrs Jacobs who is the lawyer of numerous former MLPers, the lawyers of MLP offered some curious news:
According to advocate Mr Schwake MLPers are not Ein-Firmen-Vertreters.  An Ein-Firmen-Vertreter is a strukki who is allowed to work for one strukkibude only.
Mr. Schwake’s point of view leads to the […]

MLP: Singer on a sinking ship

Dienstag, den 24. Februar 2009

Critics call the Wiesholes often ‘Schluempfe’ (’smurfs’). This means in Europe popoular gnomes in children’s comics with a blue skin.  Blue is the colour of MLP. Actually the sharholder value is at its lowest point for years, still free falling. So we found the best singer to assist Uwe for his actual song on the […]

Bad news for watchblogger

Freitag, den 6. Februar 2009

 
Deutsche Banh decided not to continue crossing swords with blogger Markus Beckedahl.
This means extremly bad news for the blogger because Beckedahl has lost his pr-animal now. If Deutsche Bahn would have been so stupid like the Wiesholes Beckedahl could maintain a burning pr-fire: Every step against him would blow oxygene into his fire. But now […]

Bad Banks

Donnerstag, den 8. Januar 2009

Volker Pispers about so called bad banks.