Archiv der Kategorie ‘Spaß mit MLP‘

Q3 desaster

Dienstag, den 11. November 2008

Uwe!
Why don’t you sing today?
Is it because your lousy results? Or is it because so much people left your strange firm?
By the way, because of the exodus the averrage of customers per adviser raised - the results decreased. Is this because the best people went to Formaxx and Mayflower?
Uwe, why not sing together?
(And be aware […]

Vote!

Montag, den 3. November 2008

Dear fellow Americans,
we advice you to draw your conclusions about this man here. It is time to get rid of him and his friends.
Don’t make any mistake today!
And when we have kicked out these dirty liars of the White House we should continue with these clowns here who terrorize Germany.

Again: German court allows to compare MLP to a sect

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

MLP’s high priest “Uwe, the allmighty” is not amused:
The Wiesholes tried to forbid a german lawyer to compare the holy church of MLP to a sect. The curious story was taken up by Financial Times Germany. The first round at the court was lost by MLP.
Yesterday the lawyer won her main case against the Wiesholes. […]

MLP online game!

Dienstag, den 30. September 2008

The Wiesholes offer a new online game: ‘battleship’!
The rules are simple: The players have to set up a bet if a local MLP office is working or not. The the players can test it via MLP’s website by clicking at the presented offices. If this appears:
[Logo] MLP
Die von Ihnen angeforderte Seite konnte nicht gefunden werden.
The […]

Don’t give up! Another Uwe offers to run the show!

Donnerstag, den 25. September 2008

MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling […]

Health Care Olympics

Donnerstag, den 21. August 2008

We are sorry to admit that the people we sent to Wiesloch weren’t able to deliver the money. Unfortunately we choosed former MLPers. Once we had handed money to them the marshals went in because they had to pay their debts. Sorry, Uwe!
In compensation to this we bring this Health Care Olympics to you!

MLPwatchblog supports MLP

Mittwoch, den 20. August 2008

MLP is in big trouble. Always being sportsmen we decided to help the Wiesholes!
Tomorrow some people will enter the central building in Wiesloch at Alte Heerstr. 40 to donate 1.000,- bucks to Uwe. The only thing we demand is: Uwe has to sing for it!
We in the US call this Corp Aid.

Blue Monday

Montag, den 18. August 2008

What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]

The slide of MLP

Sonntag, den 17. August 2008

Until today the hardest article on MLP was Die Legende von Heidelberg by Berliner Zeitung.
This weekend FAZ offered a good warning, we wrote about it.
But the best article on the Wiesholes ever is the new one by Herbert Fromme, Financial Times Germany:
Die Talfahrt von MLP (The slide of MLP)
It starts with the story of the […]

Beware of MLP advisers!

Samstag, den 16. August 2008

 
German conservative newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung adviced students and others not to belief in MLP’s advisers:
Interesting: Former MLPers call their training by MLP brain jogging. In fact: everybody of our informants used the term brain washing.
    
FAZ spoke even to Jan Berg, a professional of Wieshole’s truth-departement.
Second best part of the article:
“Wir sind nur […]