Archiv der Kategorie ‘Propaganda‘

“Conflict of Interest”

Freitag, den 21. November 2008

MLP acts as a neutral adviser. So is the story.
Today we must learn

MLPers (”free” handelsvertreters) have to follow orders
MLP will not disrtibute products for reasons that are not a question of the product

Ouch!
MLP declared to boycot Swiss Life’s products.
Hm. In case Swiss Life has a good product, wouldn’t it be the duty of a “neutral […]

Q3 desaster

Dienstag, den 11. November 2008

Uwe!
Why don’t you sing today?
Is it because your lousy results? Or is it because so much people left your strange firm?
By the way, because of the exodus the averrage of customers per adviser raised - the results decreased. Is this because the best people went to Formaxx and Mayflower?
Uwe, why not sing together?
(And be aware […]

PROFIT WARNING!

Mittwoch, den 5. November 2008

Germany’s biggest tv-station says: profit warning!
Even the experienced(!) spin doctors of MLP weren’t able to cover the gaps this time.
Cris moans the bad news are the result of the financial crisis. Hm. Cris, shouldn’t your ‘experts’ in long range financial advice not have forcasted such things?
What a good thing that MLP’s customers have increased their […]

Numbers …

Mittwoch, den 5. November 2008

Chris offers the new report: Not so good.
Last year the Wiesholes generated in the third quarter  138,7 Mio Euros. This time they maged only to get 126,4 Mio Euros.
The EBIT sank from 18,2 Mio Euros down to 2,8 Mio Euros. Oups!
The bonus sank from 16,8 Mio  Euros down to 0,8 Mio Euros. Oh, oh!
In the last […]

Dietmar Hopp: What is his role in the game?

Sonntag, den 5. Oktober 2008

As we have often reported former MLP boss Dr. Bernie Termuehlen rebuys his once lost firm via the backdoor: Mayflower Capital is nothing else than the ressurection of the old strukkibude MLP, run by the same people, Geschaeftsstellenleiters and so on. Termuehlen reinstalls the old structure of MLP before a foolish operasinger began to ruign […]

Again: insider trading

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

The last weeks we were questioned often why MLP’s shareholder value doesn’t fall. This was a mystery because the market was falling, MLP remained at its position.
The question we were asked today is why doesn’t the shareholder value rise into heaven after the information of Swiss Life’s step to Bundeskartellamt for merger.
The solution is for […]

Merger? Swiss Life keeps silence

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

While the germans prepared themselves for celebration of their 19st national day on 3rd of October they were blind to see the hidden maneuver engineererd by the clever Swiss.
The Swiss do have more than 27% of MLP, maybe mysterious Maschi has more to spend than known to the public. A new cloak-and-daggger-mission?
No, the local branch […]

Our hardest match: The WIPO will decide this weekend

Donnerstag, den 28. August 2008

This weekend will show if our brave project www.mlpwatchblog.com will survive the attacks of a nasty firm from Wiesloch, Germany. The Wiesholes want to steal us our domain name.
Their lawyer told to the WIPO that the Germans are too dumb toknow the term ‘watchblog’. According to her ‘mlpwatchblog’ could be confused with a blog of […]

MLP turns into Fortress (says Uwe)

Dienstag, den 26. August 2008

The affair with a Swiss newspaper revealed that Uwe said it in a not approved interview: His MLPers will boycott Swiss Lifes’s products in case they start a takeover. All MLPers will stand together to defend the fortress of the Wiesholes!
Meanwhile we got information that MLP is in much more trouble. Maybe they have to […]

Breaking news: MLP doesn’t like dirty tricks!

Montag, den 25. August 2008

Uwe want’s to exorcise the Swiss. Between the lines you can read that his ‘neutral’ advisers won’t sell Swiss Life’s products if Swiss Life won’t dance. A swissnewspaper had reprotet such a rumor directly.
Uwe complains that in Germany it is allowed to ’sneak on’ firms by secretly buying shares. Come on, Uwe, what do you […]