Archiv der Kategorie ‘PR‘

MLP sponsors “independent” media

Dienstag, den 30. Juni 2009

German tv-station ZDF used to show a critical view on MLP and its competitors this year. We are in doubt that we will see such a good program in nearly future, because ….
MLP is sponsor of ZDF’s parties!

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Sonntag, den 3. Mai 2009

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Sueddeutsche “Abkassiert und schöngerechnet”

Sonntag, den 19. April 2009

Southern Germany’s leading newspaper “Sueddeutsche” offers a recommendend article dealing with the bogus of life insurances:
 “Abkassiert und schöngerechnet”

94 millions of life insurances have been made in Germany. The stupid germans consider live insurances to be clever investments.
Unfortunetely the article closes with bullshit:
Finanzberaterin Kühn empfiehlt, Absicherung und Sparen klar voneinander zu trennen: “Wer seine Angehörigen schützen […]

It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

Heidelberger Leben offers Pawlow’s dogs

Freitag, den 20. März 2009

Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]

Manne in space!

Montag, den 16. März 2009

 
Manfred Lautenschlaeger is an asteroid now.
See what will happen if Manne returns!
(Hopefully everything is covered by an insurance …)

No blanket conviction? We do!

Mittwoch, den 11. März 2009

Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]

Ilse Aigner meets Uwe and other lobbyists of the financial nobody-needs-business

Dienstag, den 10. März 2009

Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]

Bad news for watchblogger

Freitag, den 6. Februar 2009

 
Deutsche Banh decided not to continue crossing swords with blogger Markus Beckedahl.
This means extremly bad news for the blogger because Beckedahl has lost his pr-animal now. If Deutsche Bahn would have been so stupid like the Wiesholes Beckedahl could maintain a burning pr-fire: Every step against him would blow oxygene into his fire. But now […]

watchblogging

Donnerstag, den 5. Februar 2009

The last days Germany had fun with the stupidty of the national railway. German blogger Markus Beckedahl revealed some documents that turned the faces of some managers red. So the Deutsche Bahn AG followed the foolish idea to threaten the blogger with legal action. The result was very predictable: The whole internet formed a society […]