Archiv der Kategorie ‘PR‘

“Conflict of Interest”

Freitag, den 21. November 2008

MLP acts as a neutral adviser. So is the story.
Today we must learn

MLPers (”free” handelsvertreters) have to follow orders
MLP will not disrtibute products for reasons that are not a question of the product

Ouch!
MLP declared to boycot Swiss Life’s products.
Hm. In case Swiss Life has a good product, wouldn’t it be the duty of a “neutral […]

MLP’s Mannheim-connection

Donnerstag, den 13. November 2008

ARD reports about Raffelhüschen and his friends.
The “three professors” refused to respond to ARD.
Must see!

Q3 desaster

Dienstag, den 11. November 2008

Uwe!
Why don’t you sing today?
Is it because your lousy results? Or is it because so much people left your strange firm?
By the way, because of the exodus the averrage of customers per adviser raised - the results decreased. Is this because the best people went to Formaxx and Mayflower?
Uwe, why not sing together?
(And be aware […]

PROFIT WARNING!

Mittwoch, den 5. November 2008

Germany’s biggest tv-station says: profit warning!
Even the experienced(!) spin doctors of MLP weren’t able to cover the gaps this time.
Cris moans the bad news are the result of the financial crisis. Hm. Cris, shouldn’t your ‘experts’ in long range financial advice not have forcasted such things?
What a good thing that MLP’s customers have increased their […]

Numbers …

Mittwoch, den 5. November 2008

Chris offers the new report: Not so good.
Last year the Wiesholes generated in the third quarter  138,7 Mio Euros. This time they maged only to get 126,4 Mio Euros.
The EBIT sank from 18,2 Mio Euros down to 2,8 Mio Euros. Oups!
The bonus sank from 16,8 Mio  Euros down to 0,8 Mio Euros. Oh, oh!
In the last […]

Breaking news: Swiss Life applies for fusion with MLP

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

Finanznachrichten.de writes:
Angemeldete Fusionen: Swiss Life Holding AG (News) : MLP AG (News/Aktienkurs)
Datum der Anmeldung:
26.09.2008
Aktenzeichen:
B4-132/08
Unternehmen:
Swiss Life Holding AG : MLP AG
Produktmärkte:
Vertrieb von Lebens-, Renten- und Krankenversicherungen…
Bundesländer/Unternehmenssitz:
Baden-Württemberg

Again: German court allows to compare MLP to a sect

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

MLP’s high priest “Uwe, the allmighty” is not amused:
The Wiesholes tried to forbid a german lawyer to compare the holy church of MLP to a sect. The curious story was taken up by Financial Times Germany. The first round at the court was lost by MLP.
Yesterday the lawyer won her main case against the Wiesholes. […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger is always good for pr

Montag, den 29. September 2008

While Uwe is a lousy sleeping pill old Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaegers always konws how to engeneer good press. Today he made the press praising him as
“Manfred Lautenschläger, Vorsitzender des Stiftungsrats der Stiftung Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar und Aufsichtsratsvorsitzender der MLP AG.”
Are these pices such for the best faked balance sheets?
Are these prices such for the best performance […]

Don’t give up! Another Uwe offers to run the show!

Donnerstag, den 25. September 2008

MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling […]

MLP tries to backfire at FAZ - and blames itself!

Donnerstag, den 4. September 2008

MLP’s spokesperson Christian Maertin (from our point of view the biggest possible accident in pr-affairs) tried to calm down FAZ. He wrote a shiny letter to FAZ: