Archiv der Kategorie ‘PR-Fakes‘

“Conflict of Interest”

Freitag, den 21. November 2008

MLP acts as a neutral adviser. So is the story.
Today we must learn

MLPers (”free” handelsvertreters) have to follow orders
MLP will not disrtibute products for reasons that are not a question of the product

Ouch!
MLP declared to boycot Swiss Life’s products.
Hm. In case Swiss Life has a good product, wouldn’t it be the duty of a “neutral […]

MLP’s Mannheim-connection

Donnerstag, den 13. November 2008

ARD reports about Raffelhüschen and his friends.
The “three professors” refused to respond to ARD.
Must see!

PROFIT WARNING!

Mittwoch, den 5. November 2008

Germany’s biggest tv-station says: profit warning!
Even the experienced(!) spin doctors of MLP weren’t able to cover the gaps this time.
Cris moans the bad news are the result of the financial crisis. Hm. Cris, shouldn’t your ‘experts’ in long range financial advice not have forcasted such things?
What a good thing that MLP’s customers have increased their […]

Dietmar Hopp: What is his role in the game?

Sonntag, den 5. Oktober 2008

As we have often reported former MLP boss Dr. Bernie Termuehlen rebuys his once lost firm via the backdoor: Mayflower Capital is nothing else than the ressurection of the old strukkibude MLP, run by the same people, Geschaeftsstellenleiters and so on. Termuehlen reinstalls the old structure of MLP before a foolish operasinger began to ruign […]

Again: insider trading

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

The last weeks we were questioned often why MLP’s shareholder value doesn’t fall. This was a mystery because the market was falling, MLP remained at its position.
The question we were asked today is why doesn’t the shareholder value rise into heaven after the information of Swiss Life’s step to Bundeskartellamt for merger.
The solution is for […]

Merger? Swiss Life keeps silence

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

While the germans prepared themselves for celebration of their 19st national day on 3rd of October they were blind to see the hidden maneuver engineererd by the clever Swiss.
The Swiss do have more than 27% of MLP, maybe mysterious Maschi has more to spend than known to the public. A new cloak-and-daggger-mission?
No, the local branch […]

Breaking news: Swiss Life applies for fusion with MLP

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

Finanznachrichten.de writes:
Angemeldete Fusionen: Swiss Life Holding AG (News) : MLP AG (News/Aktienkurs)
Datum der Anmeldung:
26.09.2008
Aktenzeichen:
B4-132/08
Unternehmen:
Swiss Life Holding AG : MLP AG
Produktmärkte:
Vertrieb von Lebens-, Renten- und Krankenversicherungen…
Bundesländer/Unternehmenssitz:
Baden-Württemberg

MLP wants ZSH - including a little secret

Mittwoch, den 1. Oktober 2008

Because MLP hasn’t a really working operating business the Wiesholes sometimes buy other firms that do.
After eating FERI the Wiesholes want to take over ZSH in Heidelberg, the former town of MLP.
ZSH is another strukkibude, but one with a really funny background. Stay tuned, we will offfer you the story soon!
Picture by ZSH in fair […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger is always good for pr

Montag, den 29. September 2008

While Uwe is a lousy sleeping pill old Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaegers always konws how to engeneer good press. Today he made the press praising him as
“Manfred Lautenschläger, Vorsitzender des Stiftungsrats der Stiftung Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar und Aufsichtsratsvorsitzender der MLP AG.”
Are these pices such for the best faked balance sheets?
Are these prices such for the best performance […]

Don’t give up! Another Uwe offers to run the show!

Donnerstag, den 25. September 2008

MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling […]