Archiv der Kategorie ‘PR-Fakes‘

MLP sponsors “independent” media

Dienstag, den 30. Juni 2009

German tv-station ZDF used to show a critical view on MLP and its competitors this year. We are in doubt that we will see such a good program in nearly future, because ….
MLP is sponsor of ZDF’s parties!

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It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger gets highest medal

Montag, den 23. März 2009

The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:

You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]

Heidelberger Leben offers Pawlow’s dogs

Freitag, den 20. März 2009

Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]

Heidelberger Leben is a vampire

Mittwoch, den 18. März 2009

Heidelberger Leben is a living body. If you want to buy an insurance you can reach them by phone. But those people who are responsible to inform you about the current contracts are not reachable.
If you want to give them your money, feel free to do so!

No blanket conviction? We do!

Mittwoch, den 11. März 2009

Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]

Ilse Aigner meets Uwe and other lobbyists of the financial nobody-needs-business

Dienstag, den 10. März 2009

Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]

Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger

Montag, den 2. Februar 2009

 
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]

No doubt: Swiss Life abandons stupid MLP adventure

Donnerstag, den 15. Januar 2009

Now there can’t be any question that Swiss Life quits its ridiculous idea to buy MLP. Maschi and Rolf obviously agreed to stop making fools of themselves. The Wiesholes offered Maschi a good fight - a fight with no real winners.
Everybody thought that Maschi would have an ace hidden up to his sleeve, but the […]

Bernard Madoff dances like MLP

Mittwoch, den 17. Dezember 2008

In the branch of financial advisers and other crooks Mr Bernard Madoff showed how to scam the rich.
How in hell could this happen?
Here is the answer: The greedy, gullible sharholders believed in financial auditors. Do you want names?
Ernst & Young, PWC, KPMG.
These were exactly the guys who were hired by Termühlen’s MLP to check […]