Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]
Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]
On Friday the 6st of March MLP hit the new all time minus mark 5,19 for a short time.
Bernie, what a great day to buy MLP!
Others, listen to our advice: Did You Ever Lose a Million Bucks?
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In a law suit handled by die hard-critic Mrs Jacobs who is the lawyer of numerous former MLPers, the lawyers of MLP offered some curious news:
According to advocate Mr Schwake MLPers are not Ein-Firmen-Vertreters. An Ein-Firmen-Vertreter is a strukki who is allowed to work for one strukkibude only.
Mr. Schwake’s point of view leads to the […]
Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!
Sal. Oppenheim: 4,50 bucks.
JPMorgan says 6,20 bucks.
The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]
As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]