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MLP sponsors “independent” media

Dienstag, den 30. Juni 2009

German tv-station ZDF used to show a critical view on MLP and its competitors this year. We are in doubt that we will see such a good program in nearly future, because ….
MLP is sponsor of ZDF’s parties!

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Bernie Termuehlen is a farmer - who gets subsidies!

Dienstag, den 16. Juni 2009

Shady former MLP boss Termuehlen who allowed some ‘misunderstandings’ in balance sheets, is always keen in business: Actually the European Community pays him 250.000 bucks because Bernie owns a lot of ground in Eastern Germany, so he plays the role of a farmer.
Bernie is a billionaire only, so it is a good idea for the […]

Formaxx looking for partners

Freitag, den 12. Juni 2009

The young distributor Formaxx, a company run by deserted MLPers, AWDers and OVBers, is looking for a partner. They don’t hesitate to knock on doors of strukkibudes AWD and MLP. Manager magazine quotes its boss Steinmeister:
“In this branch everybody speaks to everybody.”

MLP’s Uwe and the AWD’s spokesperson prefer not to remain silent.
UPDATE: Formaxx denies.

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It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger gets highest medal

Montag, den 23. März 2009

The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:

You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]

Uwe on his way up?

Montag, den 23. März 2009

All the years Uwe was so clever never to own MLP’s shares. Uwe, have you been as clever as to buy the paper when it had its touch down on 5,19 bucks two weeks ago? This would have been really clever because it jumped to 8,28 today - this would have resulted in a bonus […]

Heidelberger Leben offers Pawlow’s dogs

Freitag, den 20. März 2009

Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]

Heidelberger Leben is a vampire

Mittwoch, den 18. März 2009

Heidelberger Leben is a living body. If you want to buy an insurance you can reach them by phone. But those people who are responsible to inform you about the current contracts are not reachable.
If you want to give them your money, feel free to do so!

Heidelberger Leben is dead - R.I.P.

Dienstag, den 17. März 2009

Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes.  The shop seems to be dead.

Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
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12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]