Critics call the Wiesholes often ‘Schluempfe’ (’smurfs’). This means in Europe popoular gnomes in children’s comics with a blue skin. Blue is the colour of MLP. Actually the sharholder value is at its lowest point for years, still free falling. So we found the best singer to assist Uwe for his actual song on the […]
The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]
German press on MLP:
ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn
Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]
As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]
MLP’s big rival AWD had a hard time in its colony Austria. The austrian media and politicians took aim on this silly strukkibude. AWD’s strukkis are nicknamed ‘finanzkeilers’ (finance tuskers). Now the government decided to control the ‘finanzkeilers’ in an effective way. This results in a collateral damage for MLP Austria because they will face […]
German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere
In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]
The media continue their new habit to focus on financial advisers: MLP’s rival AWD, ruled by Maschi and Swiss Life, is not only attacked in Austria but in Germany too.
Read what blogger Konsumpf.de has to say on AWD!
Don’t miss NDR-TV’s latest feature on AWD!
The story is not so new: See HR-TV’s feature on AWD!
These are […]
German newspaper DIE ZEIT (The Times) reveals the tricky methods of MLP how to finger in student’s pockets. Recommended!
On Friday the shareholder value tended to a crash landing and offered to undercut the ‘7′ but today it seems that the Wiesholes recovered a little bit. This leads us to the conclusion that it must be […]