Archiv der Kategorie ‘MLP Firmengeschichte‘

MLPers are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Samstag, den 7. März 2009

In a law suit handled by die hard-critic Mrs Jacobs who is the lawyer of numerous former MLPers, the lawyers of MLP offered some curious news:
According to advocate Mr Schwake MLPers are not Ein-Firmen-Vertreters.  An Ein-Firmen-Vertreter is a strukki who is allowed to work for one strukkibude only.
Mr. Schwake’s point of view leads to the […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

A ship will arrive … Will MLP sell harbours?

Montag, den 2. März 2009

What is needed if the company is sinking?
A ship! The chance is good that the name of the ship will be ‘Mayflower’. The story of the original Mayflower is similiar to that what will maybe follow with the Mayflower of our days. This new Mayflower announced a lot of local shops - almost nothing was […]

MLP: 5,23 Euros - all time bottom

Montag, den 2. März 2009

Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!

MLP - friends will be friends

Mittwoch, den 25. Februar 2009

Generous gesture of the Wiesholes: They offer to help the Swiss in selling MLP-shares!
Hey Uwe, here is a song for you!

MLP: Below 6!

Dienstag, den 24. Februar 2009

Half past 10 o’ clock german time the shareholder value passed the psychological important mark of 6: It touched 5,83 euros!

MLP: Singer on a sinking ship

Dienstag, den 24. Februar 2009

Critics call the Wiesholes often ‘Schluempfe’ (’smurfs’). This means in Europe popoular gnomes in children’s comics with a blue skin.  Blue is the colour of MLP. Actually the sharholder value is at its lowest point for years, still free falling. So we found the best singer to assist Uwe for his actual song on the […]

BILD: In einem vertraulichen BVA-Bericht ist davon die Rede, dass die IKK-Direkt an den Finanzdienstleister MLP für die Vermittlung von Versicherten stark überhöhte Erfolgsprämien gezahlt hat.

Sonntag, den 22. Februar 2009

The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]

German press on Swiss Life’s nightmare

Freitag, den 20. Februar 2009

German press on MLP:

ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn

Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]

Swiss on pullback - MLP will stay

Donnerstag, den 19. Februar 2009

As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]