Archiv der Kategorie ‘MLP Firmengeschichte‘

MLP sponsors “independent” media

Dienstag, den 30. Juni 2009

German tv-station ZDF used to show a critical view on MLP and its competitors this year. We are in doubt that we will see such a good program in nearly future, because ….
MLP is sponsor of ZDF’s parties!

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HDI Gerling owns 10% of MLP

Mittwoch, den 27. Mai 2009

As MLP admits they are owned by almost 10% by HDI Gerling. Obviously they bought a part of Swiss Life’s lunatic deal.

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It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

“Musterklage” against MLP at Karlsruhe Highcourt

Montag, den 30. März 2009

Here you can read what the Wiesholes makes fear:
Bundesanzeiger: 11 O 36/08 KfH - 30. Dezember 2008
This is a test suit of Rotter-lawyers against MLP AG and Bernhard Termühlen concerning the mysterious balance sheets of manipulation mastermind Bernie Termuehlen.
By the way: Reports dealing with this case in german newsgroups show a mysterious tendency to vanish. […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger gets highest medal

Montag, den 23. März 2009

The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:

You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]

Uwe is happy!

Montag, den 23. März 2009

Uwe welcomes the new big shareholder Talanx. Talanx has bought the toxic paper from Maschi’s Swiss Life, so Talanx owns now 9,9% and the Swiss 15,9% of the Wiesholes.
So MLP is independend - except from owners Talanx, Swiss Lif, Allianz, Axa, …
Maschi will rule now Swiss Life - including AWD ans Minimum 15,9% of MLP.

Germany’s next top-fool: Talanx

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

The next insurance company that needs to learn that MLP means More Lost Pennies is named “Talanx”. Talanx is Nr. 3 of the german big insurance companies, and like AWD they are from Hanover. Surprisingly Talanx joins the fools of business rival Swiss Life that lost almost two thirds of their stupid investment in MLP’s […]

12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]

Ilse Aigner meets Uwe and other lobbyists of the financial nobody-needs-business

Dienstag, den 10. März 2009

Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]

MLP’s Black Friday

Montag, den 9. März 2009

On Friday the 6st of March MLP hit the new all time minus mark 5,19 for a short time.
Bernie, what a great day to buy MLP!
Others, listen to our advice: Did You Ever Lose a Million Bucks? 

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