Archiv der Kategorie ‘Maschi‘

Merger? Swiss Life keeps silence

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

While the germans prepared themselves for celebration of their 19st national day on 3rd of October they were blind to see the hidden maneuver engineererd by the clever Swiss.
The Swiss do have more than 27% of MLP, maybe mysterious Maschi has more to spend than known to the public. A new cloak-and-daggger-mission?
No, the local branch […]

Maschi drops out

Montag, den 1. September 2008

According to finanzen.net carpetbagger Maschmmeyer has pulled out of MLP and owns actually almosst 10% percent of the Wiesholes only.

Jobs for MLPers in Hannover!

Mittwoch, den 27. August 2008

According to FAZ the Swiss keep on talking to MLP. Anyway, the experts agree that a hostile takeover won’t take place. There is a package of almost 9% of MLP’s shares owned by Harris, but this is hardly enough to build a necessary base for a big jump. For the Swiss the proposal for marriage […]

MLP turns into Fortress (says Uwe)

Dienstag, den 26. August 2008

The affair with a Swiss newspaper revealed that Uwe said it in a not approved interview: His MLPers will boycott Swiss Lifes’s products in case they start a takeover. All MLPers will stand together to defend the fortress of the Wiesholes!
Meanwhile we got information that MLP is in much more trouble. Maybe they have to […]

Breaking news: MLP doesn’t like dirty tricks!

Montag, den 25. August 2008

Uwe want’s to exorcise the Swiss. Between the lines you can read that his ‘neutral’ advisers won’t sell Swiss Life’s products if Swiss Life won’t dance. A swissnewspaper had reprotet such a rumor directly.
Uwe complains that in Germany it is allowed to ’sneak on’ firms by secretly buying shares. Come on, Uwe, what do you […]

MLP’s pseudo-independence

Freitag, den 22. August 2008

Today Financial Times Germany found hard words for MLP’s freaked out backfire: The poisoned pills of Uwe that should outdo AWD and Swiss Life (an idea by Goldman Sachs) won’t change the fact that the ‘independend’ days are over.
We should add that there never was a real independence, was it?

Plus for the cross!

Freitag, den 22. August 2008

The Wieshole’s backfire made the shareholders of Swiss Life happy: The impression that Swiss Life’s/Maschi’s grip on MLP strukkibude seems to be beaten off  leads the market to the conclusion that Swiss Life would spent its money in better things than buying a ridiculous company of door to door-salesmen anymore: Swiss Life’s shareholder value started […]

Manne strikes back!!!

Donnerstag, den 21. August 2008

 
Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever […]

Blue Monday

Montag, den 18. August 2008

What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]

What really happened

Sonntag, den 17. August 2008

In your newspapers you could read about Maschmeyer – maybe right, maybe wrong. Not every story must match the truth, of course not in pr-affairs. Now we offer you another story – maybe right, maybe wrong:
While Maschmeyer said he bought from an unknown nobody brings in a name. We guess: it was former „Uwe“ Dr. […]