Archiv der Kategorie ‘Manfred Lautenschläger‘

Manfred Lautenschlaeger is always good for pr

Montag, den 29. September 2008

While Uwe is a lousy sleeping pill old Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaegers always konws how to engeneer good press. Today he made the press praising him as
“Manfred Lautenschläger, Vorsitzender des Stiftungsrats der Stiftung Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar und Aufsichtsratsvorsitzender der MLP AG.”
Are these pices such for the best faked balance sheets?
Are these prices such for the best performance […]

Plus for the cross!

Freitag, den 22. August 2008

The Wieshole’s backfire made the shareholders of Swiss Life happy: The impression that Swiss Life’s/Maschi’s grip on MLP strukkibude seems to be beaten off  leads the market to the conclusion that Swiss Life would spent its money in better things than buying a ridiculous company of door to door-salesmen anymore: Swiss Life’s shareholder value started […]

Manne strikes back!!!

Donnerstag, den 21. August 2008

 
Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever […]

Blue Monday

Montag, den 18. August 2008

What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]

The slide of MLP

Sonntag, den 17. August 2008

Until today the hardest article on MLP was Die Legende von Heidelberg by Berliner Zeitung.
This weekend FAZ offered a good warning, we wrote about it.
But the best article on the Wiesholes ever is the new one by Herbert Fromme, Financial Times Germany:
Die Talfahrt von MLP (The slide of MLP)
It starts with the story of the […]

Phony(ing) Lautenschlaeger

Donnerstag, den 14. August 2008

The market is not amused: The shareholder values of AWD, MLP and Swiss Life lost today a lot.
While Uwe blazoned out to decline any talks to Swiss Life it went out that Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaeger already did so …! Uwe, this game is not for boys, is it?
By the way, not talking to critics is […]

German magazine says: AWD will take over MLP

Dienstag, den 12. August 2008

 
German tabloid FOCUS announced that strukkibude AWD wants to take over strukkibude MLP. Both strukkibudes remained silent. The prize is good because it is lousy. There is a well known rumor that AWD’s big boss and founder Carsten Maschendrahtzaun would accept no price higher than 15 bucks.
In former times the MLPers spit on AWDers because […]

The big conspiracy

Dienstag, den 5. August 2008

If you are looking for hard backed information about Germany without pr you should follow German Nachdenkseiten. The main editor used to be former chancellor Willy Brandt’s ghostwriter Albrecht Müller and is one of the best political informed Germans.
Today Nachdenkseiten offered a very interesting view on the big conspiracy between politics and Strukkibudes. See former […]

Pirates of the Mayflower - is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper?

Samstag, den 19. Juli 2008

Is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper who secretly buys shares of MLP?
We would bet so. With an odd of 100 to one.
As we have written so often nobody could have an honest interest in taking over MLP: The trademark MLP is ruined, the salespeople are debted, most of the good people had left the ’strukkibude’, the mood […]

Berenberg Bank knows how to play

Mittwoch, den 16. Juli 2008

Germany’s oldest bankers Berenberg know the rules of the game. Two years ago they read the signs and quitted colaboration with the Wiesholes. But the Berenbergers were clever enough to use MLP in another way: Now it is out that the Hamburgian bankers participate of MLP by owing more 10 % of the shares.
The experienced […]