Archiv der Kategorie ‘Manfred Lautenschläger‘

Mann got Nobel Peace Price!

Mittwoch, den 14. Oktober 2009

This year’s Nobel Peace Price was awarded to MLP’s founder and big spender Manne Lautenschlaeger! The Nobel Committee was so happy that Manne spent other people’s money in charity and for theaters that they couldn’t hesitate to give the prize to Manne.
Look what Manne got before:
1998   Verleihung der Ehrensenatorwürde, Ruprecht-Karls-Universität Heidelberg
2000   Berufung in den Universitätsrat […]

It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger gets highest medal

Montag, den 23. März 2009

The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:

You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]

Manne in space!

Montag, den 16. März 2009

 
Manfred Lautenschlaeger is an asteroid now.
See what will happen if Manne returns!
(Hopefully everything is covered by an insurance …)

Germany’s next top-fool: Talanx

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

The next insurance company that needs to learn that MLP means More Lost Pennies is named “Talanx”. Talanx is Nr. 3 of the german big insurance companies, and like AWD they are from Hanover. Surprisingly Talanx joins the fools of business rival Swiss Life that lost almost two thirds of their stupid investment in MLP’s […]

12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]

Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger

Montag, den 2. Februar 2009

 
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]

The trustworthy Mr Gerhard Stratthaus - financial advise de luxe XXL

Freitag, den 30. Januar 2009

German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere

In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]

Bernard Madoff dances like MLP

Mittwoch, den 17. Dezember 2008

In the branch of financial advisers and other crooks Mr Bernard Madoff showed how to scam the rich.
How in hell could this happen?
Here is the answer: The greedy, gullible sharholders believed in financial auditors. Do you want names?
Ernst & Young, PWC, KPMG.
These were exactly the guys who were hired by Termühlen’s MLP to check […]