Archiv der Kategorie ‘Lautenschläger‘

Blue Monday

Montag, den 18. August 2008

What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]

The big conspiracy

Dienstag, den 5. August 2008

If you are looking for hard backed information about Germany without pr you should follow German Nachdenkseiten. The main editor used to be former chancellor Willy Brandt’s ghostwriter Albrecht Müller and is one of the best political informed Germans.
Today Nachdenkseiten offered a very interesting view on the big conspiracy between politics and Strukkibudes. See former […]

Pirates of the Mayflower - is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper?

Samstag, den 19. Juli 2008

Is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper who secretly buys shares of MLP?
We would bet so. With an odd of 100 to one.
As we have written so often nobody could have an honest interest in taking over MLP: The trademark MLP is ruined, the salespeople are debted, most of the good people had left the ’strukkibude’, the mood […]

How MLP deals with enemies

Freitag, den 27. Juni 2008

In the last weeks we got sad news from Germany. So it is time for us now to make you familiar with a very serious matter.
Today we will provide you with three examples of how they do in Germany treat with ’supressive persons’. Not the whole Germany, but in Wiesloch.
These people we will tell you […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger’s Hero Robert Vesco Dies

Donnerstag, den 29. Mai 2008

The granddaddy of MLP, AWD and DVAG was the big scam of Investors Overseas Services (IOS) where people like Bernie Cornfeld learned people like Doc Pohl (DVAG) how to bring people to give him money for bullshit. When the IOS went bancrupt the shady figure Robert Vesco was quick in buying the dead cat - […]

MLP will be taken over soon

Montag, den 19. Mai 2008

“Not again!” you might say. But this time it is not a rumour: MLP will be taken over till the end of the year. Definitely. There is not a single dust of doubt on this.
The date will be short after Manfred Lautenschlaeger’s 70st birthday in Decembre.
Here is, why:

The clearest sign is the superimposed clause […]

Mayflower buys MLPers

Donnerstag, den 15. Mai 2008

Do You remember of Manfred Lautenschläger’s ‘Patronatserklärung’? This was Lautenschläger’s trick to tie the whole debted ‘financial advisors’ who lost a fortune in 2002.
As we had written a few monthes ago, when the shareholder value was diving below 8 Euros, Lautenschläger’s word wasn’t enough for the bankers. So they wanted to see money. So MLP(!) […]

Bad press for MLP

Dienstag, den 18. März 2008

Yesterday the Wiesholes suggest to make their biggest shareholder Manne Lautenschlaeger richer: They want to increase the “Dividende” from 40 up to 50 Cent.
Christian Maertin, MLP’s PR-troubleshooter, had a hard job to sell this to the press:

ARD (German tv): ‘Tanz auf dem Vulkan’ (dancing on a volcano)
Börse Online: ‘Aufatmen nach Kursdebakel’ (breathing again after share […]

Lautenschläger dreaming

Mittwoch, den 6. Februar 2008

Manfred Lautenschläger says he would retire in Decembre. Sorry, Manne, in Decembre there won´t be any MLP You could leave.

Hedgefond from Chicago

Freitag, den 30. November 2007

The new investor from Chicago owing 10 % of MLP is known as a hedgefond: He is maybe able to get a bonus even when the shareholder value is running down. In other words: Responsibility for MLP´s people is not the business of these gentlemen - they want to squeeze money from Wiesloch - american […]