Archiv der Kategorie ‘Lautenschläger‘

Merger? Swiss Life keeps silence

Donnerstag, den 2. Oktober 2008

While the germans prepared themselves for celebration of their 19st national day on 3rd of October they were blind to see the hidden maneuver engineererd by the clever Swiss.
The Swiss do have more than 27% of MLP, maybe mysterious Maschi has more to spend than known to the public. A new cloak-and-daggger-mission?
No, the local branch […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger is always good for pr

Montag, den 29. September 2008

While Uwe is a lousy sleeping pill old Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaegers always konws how to engeneer good press. Today he made the press praising him as
“Manfred Lautenschläger, Vorsitzender des Stiftungsrats der Stiftung Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar und Aufsichtsratsvorsitzender der MLP AG.”
Are these pices such for the best faked balance sheets?
Are these prices such for the best performance […]

Plus for the cross!

Freitag, den 22. August 2008

The Wieshole’s backfire made the shareholders of Swiss Life happy: The impression that Swiss Life’s/Maschi’s grip on MLP strukkibude seems to be beaten off  leads the market to the conclusion that Swiss Life would spent its money in better things than buying a ridiculous company of door to door-salesmen anymore: Swiss Life’s shareholder value started […]

Manne strikes back!!!

Donnerstag, den 21. August 2008

 
Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever […]

Blue Monday

Montag, den 18. August 2008

What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]

The big conspiracy

Dienstag, den 5. August 2008

If you are looking for hard backed information about Germany without pr you should follow German Nachdenkseiten. The main editor used to be former chancellor Willy Brandt’s ghostwriter Albrecht Müller and is one of the best political informed Germans.
Today Nachdenkseiten offered a very interesting view on the big conspiracy between politics and Strukkibudes. See former […]

Pirates of the Mayflower - is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper?

Samstag, den 19. Juli 2008

Is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper who secretly buys shares of MLP?
We would bet so. With an odd of 100 to one.
As we have written so often nobody could have an honest interest in taking over MLP: The trademark MLP is ruined, the salespeople are debted, most of the good people had left the ’strukkibude’, the mood […]

How MLP deals with enemies

Freitag, den 27. Juni 2008

In the last weeks we got sad news from Germany. So it is time for us now to make you familiar with a very serious matter.
Today we will provide you with three examples of how they do in Germany treat with ’supressive persons’. Not the whole Germany, but in Wiesloch.
These people we will tell you […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger’s Hero Robert Vesco Dies

Donnerstag, den 29. Mai 2008

The granddaddy of MLP, AWD and DVAG was the big scam of Investors Overseas Services (IOS) where people like Bernie Cornfeld learned people like Doc Pohl (DVAG) how to bring people to give him money for bullshit. When the IOS went bancrupt the shady figure Robert Vesco was quick in buying the dead cat - […]

MLP will be taken over soon

Montag, den 19. Mai 2008

“Not again!” you might say. But this time it is not a rumour: MLP will be taken over till the end of the year. Definitely. There is not a single dust of doubt on this.
The date will be short after Manfred Lautenschlaeger’s 70st birthday in Decembre.
Here is, why:

The clearest sign is the superimposed clause […]