Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever […]
The market is not amused: The shareholder values of AWD, MLP and Swiss Life lost today a lot.
While Uwe blazoned out to decline any talks to Swiss Life it went out that Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaeger already did so …! Uwe, this game is not for boys, is it?
By the way, not talking to critics is […]
We are sorry to admit that we were wrong: Mr AWD-Maschendrahtzaun went crazy!
Now it is official that Maschendrahtzaun sold his last AWD-shares to Swiss Life and played the mystery-shopper behind Berenberg Bank.
Little boy Uwe told yesterday: We are prepared against a hostile takeover in a professional way!
What Uwe didn’t knew: At this time Manschendrahtzaun had […]
German tabloid FOCUS announced that strukkibude AWD wants to take over strukkibude MLP. Both strukkibudes remained silent. The prize is good because it is lousy. There is a well known rumor that AWD’s big boss and founder Carsten Maschendrahtzaun would accept no price higher than 15 bucks.
In former times the MLPers spit on AWDers because […]
In the last weeks we got sad news from Germany. So it is time for us now to make you familiar with a very serious matter.
Today we will provide you with three examples of how they do in Germany treat with ’supressive persons’. Not the whole Germany, but in Wiesloch.
These people we will tell you […]
The mysterious bankers from Chikago, Harris Associates, were spotted buying and selling(!) shares of MLP. Sometimes they owned more than 10% during the last year.
The big question is: Who is Harris acting for? Who collects shares in the background? Some hoped our Warren Buffet to be so naïve that he would burn his money for […]
To find an idiot who is stupid enough to buy the dickey company this year Uwe tries to sex up the bride. Like an ugly woman MLP has to show money and clean records to find a fiancé.
So a huge wave of law suits against former MLPers is sweeping over Germany. MLP wants back the […]
“Not again!” you might say. But this time it is not a rumour: MLP will be taken over till the end of the year. Definitely. There is not a single dust of doubt on this.
The date will be short after Manfred Lautenschlaeger’s 70st birthday in Decembre.
Here is, why:
The clearest sign is the superimposed clause […]
Do You remember of Manfred Lautenschläger’s ‘Patronatserklärung’? This was Lautenschläger’s trick to tie the whole debted ‘financial advisors’ who lost a fortune in 2002.
As we had written a few monthes ago, when the shareholder value was diving below 8 Euros, Lautenschläger’s word wasn’t enough for the bankers. So they wanted to see money. So MLP(!) […]
The dubious bankers from Berlin had seen enough from the dubious financial consultants from the province of Wiesloch. So they pulled their money out of MLP’s fingers. A wise idea, of course. Watch the course!
Look what will happen to untrained financial advisors!