A rumor found it’s way to us via the Atlantic, the same way the legendary ship Mayflower took:
A third (!) of MLP’s local branch managers (’Geschaeftsstellenleiters’) resigned and made their way to former MLP-head Bernie Termuehlen’s new strukkibude Mayflower Capital.
This is hard for MLP because of the Pareto Principle. No question: the most effective people […]
MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling […]
MLP’s spokesperson Christian Maertin (from our point of view the biggest possible accident in pr-affairs) tried to calm down FAZ. He wrote a shiny letter to FAZ:
According to finanzen.net carpetbagger Maschmmeyer has pulled out of MLP and owns actually almosst 10% percent of the Wiesholes only.
According to FAZ the Swiss keep on talking to MLP. Anyway, the experts agree that a hostile takeover won’t take place. There is a package of almost 9% of MLP’s shares owned by Harris, but this is hardly enough to build a necessary base for a big jump. For the Swiss the proposal for marriage […]
The affair with a Swiss newspaper revealed that Uwe said it in a not approved interview: His MLPers will boycott Swiss Lifes’s products in case they start a takeover. All MLPers will stand together to defend the fortress of the Wiesholes!
Meanwhile we got information that MLP is in much more trouble. Maybe they have to […]
Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever […]
What a weekend!
First the Wiesholes were paralized after Maschi showed them how to p(l)ay the game.
Then the very influential newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung delivered a direct warning for MLP advisers.
And now appeared Financial Times Germany with a funny funeral speech.
Whow!
According to our sources in Wiesloch, the mood on Monday was hard to press in words. […]
In your newspapers you could read about Maschmeyer – maybe right, maybe wrong. Not every story must match the truth, of course not in pr-affairs. Now we offer you another story – maybe right, maybe wrong:
While Maschmeyer said he bought from an unknown nobody brings in a name. We guess: it was former „Uwe“ Dr. […]
What the Germans say about Maschmeyer’s undercover operation:
Germany’s best informed newsman in insurance business is Herbert Fromme from Financial Times Germany. As always he was the first who knew about Maschmeyer’s unexpectable scam. On Wednesday he wrote:
MLP - keine guten Gründe gegen Übernahme
by Herbert Fromme, Financial Times Germany
He was right:
Maschmeyer kapert Rivalen MLP
by Herbert Fromme, […]