Lucky day for Uwe!
He managed to ruin this year’s bonus of his enemy Swiss Life!
And Uwe is happy because of the financial crisis: So he can hide this time the gaps in his balance sheets.
Here is an amazing comment by FAZ: They assume MLP could loose a reputation. Come on, folks. What do you mean […]
Germany’s biggest tv-station says: profit warning!
Even the experienced(!) spin doctors of MLP weren’t able to cover the gaps this time.
Cris moans the bad news are the result of the financial crisis. Hm. Cris, shouldn’t your ‘experts’ in long range financial advice not have forcasted such things?
What a good thing that MLP’s customers have increased their […]
Chris offers the new report: Not so good.
Last year the Wiesholes generated in the third quarter 138,7 Mio Euros. This time they maged only to get 126,4 Mio Euros.
The EBIT sank from 18,2 Mio Euros down to 2,8 Mio Euros. Oups!
The bonus sank from 16,8 Mio Euros down to 0,8 Mio Euros. Oh, oh!
In the last […]
As we have often reported former MLP boss Dr. Bernie Termuehlen rebuys his once lost firm via the backdoor: Mayflower Capital is nothing else than the ressurection of the old strukkibude MLP, run by the same people, Geschaeftsstellenleiters and so on. Termuehlen reinstalls the old structure of MLP before a foolish operasinger began to ruign […]
It was an open secret that Bernhard Termuehlen was the man behind Mayfloyer Capital, the new strukkibude in Germany’s ocean of financial advisors and other scum.
Now you can see him acting as ‘Don’. You can see more: All the other names are such of MLPers. Even that of Melanie Ehlert. The Mayflower is MLP with […]
A rumor found it’s way to us via the Atlantic, the same way the legendary ship Mayflower took:
A third (!) of MLP’s local branch managers (’Geschaeftsstellenleiters’) resigned and made their way to former MLP-head Bernie Termuehlen’s new strukkibude Mayflower Capital.
This is hard for MLP because of the Pareto Principle. No question: the most effective people […]
MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling […]
MLP’s spokesperson Christian Maertin (from our point of view the biggest possible accident in pr-affairs) tried to calm down FAZ. He wrote a shiny letter to FAZ:
According to finanzen.net carpetbagger Maschmmeyer has pulled out of MLP and owns actually almosst 10% percent of the Wiesholes only.
According to FAZ the Swiss keep on talking to MLP. Anyway, the experts agree that a hostile takeover won’t take place. There is a package of almost 9% of MLP’s shares owned by Harris, but this is hardly enough to build a necessary base for a big jump. For the Swiss the proposal for marriage […]