MLP: 5,23 Euros - all time bottom
Montag, den 2. März 2009Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!
Archiv der Kategorie ‘geheimnisvolles Wiesloch‘
MLP - friends will be friends
Mittwoch, den 25. Februar 2009Generous gesture of the Wiesholes: They offer to help the Swiss in selling MLP-shares!
Hey Uwe, here is a song for you!
BILD: In einem vertraulichen BVA-Bericht ist davon die Rede, dass die IKK-Direkt an den Finanzdienstleister MLP für die Vermittlung von Versicherten stark überhöhte Erfolgsprämien gezahlt hat.
Sonntag, den 22. Februar 2009The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]
German press on Swiss Life’s nightmare
Freitag, den 20. Februar 2009German press on MLP:
ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn
Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]
Swiss on pullback - MLP will stay
Donnerstag, den 19. Februar 2009As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]
MLP is not so happy
Mittwoch, den 18. Februar 2009Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]
Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger
Montag, den 2. Februar 2009
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]
Austria raps finanzkeiler’s knuckles
Sonntag, den 1. Februar 2009MLP’s big rival AWD had a hard time in its colony Austria. The austrian media and politicians took aim on this silly strukkibude. AWD’s strukkis are nicknamed ‘finanzkeilers’ (finance tuskers). Now the government decided to control the ‘finanzkeilers’ in an effective way. This results in a collateral damage for MLP Austria because they will face […]
The trustworthy Mr Gerhard Stratthaus - financial advise de luxe XXL
Freitag, den 30. Januar 2009German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere
In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]
How MLP finds new consultants
Mittwoch, den 21. Januar 2009When Uwe failed to find his 3.000 consultants til the end of 2007 he realized that the only way to accomplish the the goal is buying people. So Uwe not only bought Feri but ZSH. Today the deal was finished. ZHS offers rich people like doctors and dentists.
Listen, doctors:
Question: What does MLP need to make […]