Archiv der Kategorie ‘Finanzoptimierung für Fortgeschrittene‘

MLP - friends will be friends

Mittwoch, den 25. Februar 2009

Generous gesture of the Wiesholes: They offer to help the Swiss in selling MLP-shares!
Hey Uwe, here is a song for you!

BILD: In einem vertraulichen BVA-Bericht ist davon die Rede, dass die IKK-Direkt an den Finanzdienstleister MLP für die Vermittlung von Versicherten stark überhöhte Erfolgsprämien gezahlt hat.

Sonntag, den 22. Februar 2009

The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]

German press on Swiss Life’s nightmare

Freitag, den 20. Februar 2009

German press on MLP:

ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn

Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]

Swiss on pullback - MLP will stay

Donnerstag, den 19. Februar 2009

As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]

MLP is not so happy

Mittwoch, den 18. Februar 2009

Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]

Unbelievable bad interview with MLP’s goodfather Manfred Lautenschläger

Montag, den 2. Februar 2009

 
German television SWR aired a ridiculous interview with Manne.
The host was not only a no name but a complete third class lame duck. His questions were so stupid, his comments so needless, his attitude so naïve.
Best part stupid host:
“Da gab’s Gerüchte - um Absprachen, um Bilamzbetrug, da war die Rede davon … geisterte durch die […]

The trustworthy Mr Gerhard Stratthaus - financial advise de luxe XXL

Freitag, den 30. Januar 2009

German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere

In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]

No doubt: Swiss Life abandons stupid MLP adventure

Donnerstag, den 15. Januar 2009

Now there can’t be any question that Swiss Life quits its ridiculous idea to buy MLP. Maschi and Rolf obviously agreed to stop making fools of themselves. The Wiesholes offered Maschi a good fight - a fight with no real winners.
Everybody thought that Maschi would have an ace hidden up to his sleeve, but the […]

Greed, Megalomania and Disability

Donnerstag, den 8. Januar 2009

A friend of Germany who knows the Wiesholes very well sent us this letter here. Judge yourself!
Gier, Größenwahn und Unfähigkeit….
Moin, miteinander!
…was für eine kaum zu glaubende Zeit, die „Experten“ der Investmentbranche sind in der Realität gelandet, die Blase ist – endlich und absehbar – geplatzt!
Die nahezu alle infizierte Gier hat einen Namen bekommen – Madoff […]

Bernard Madoff dances like MLP

Mittwoch, den 17. Dezember 2008

In the branch of financial advisers and other crooks Mr Bernard Madoff showed how to scam the rich.
How in hell could this happen?
Here is the answer: The greedy, gullible sharholders believed in financial auditors. Do you want names?
Ernst & Young, PWC, KPMG.
These were exactly the guys who were hired by Termühlen’s MLP to check […]