Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes. The shop seems to be dead.
Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
(Montag bis Freitag 8.00 Uhr-18.00 Uhr)Telefon national: 01803 […]
The next insurance company that needs to learn that MLP means More Lost Pennies is named “Talanx”. Talanx is Nr. 3 of the german big insurance companies, and like AWD they are from Hanover. Surprisingly Talanx joins the fools of business rival Swiss Life that lost almost two thirds of their stupid investment in MLP’s […]
From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]
Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]
Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]
On Friday the 6st of March MLP hit the new all time minus mark 5,19 for a short time.
Bernie, what a great day to buy MLP!
Others, listen to our advice: Did You Ever Lose a Million Bucks?
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After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]
What is needed if the company is sinking?
A ship! The chance is good that the name of the ship will be ‘Mayflower’. The story of the original Mayflower is similiar to that what will maybe follow with the Mayflower of our days. This new Mayflower announced a lot of local shops - almost nothing was […]
Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!
Here is a highly remmended text of a german writer that represents the experience of many young germans:
Gedanken zur Krise found in Sueddeutsche: “Jetzt”