According to German News “Boerse Online” MLP sent three former strukkis into the German parliament. After the election last week the MLPer’s parties seem to form the new government.
Compared to competitors DVAG and AWD this is nothing. Especially DVAG-strukkibude did a clever investment: Every politician who showed to be friendly is given a job after […]
“Hamburger Abendblatt”, a german newspaper for Hamburger-eaters, announced MLP to be one of the top ten employers. Strange - because MLP isn’t an employer at all. Okay, they do have secretaries, computer wizards and room cleaners, but the so called financial advisers are no employees. They are handelsvertreters. They work at their own financial risk-reward-ratio. […]
Shady former MLP boss Termuehlen who allowed some ‘misunderstandings’ in balance sheets, is always keen in business: Actually the European Community pays him 250.000 bucks because Bernie owns a lot of ground in Eastern Germany, so he plays the role of a farmer.
Bernie is a billionaire only, so it is a good idea for the […]
Southern Germany’s leading newspaper “Sueddeutsche” offers a recommendend article dealing with the bogus of life insurances:
“Abkassiert und schöngerechnet”
94 millions of life insurances have been made in Germany. The stupid germans consider live insurances to be clever investments.
Unfortunetely the article closes with bullshit:
Finanzberaterin Kühn empfiehlt, Absicherung und Sparen klar voneinander zu trennen: “Wer seine Angehörigen schützen […]
German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.
Ah.
Managern wird neben […]
Here you can read what the Wiesholes makes fear:
Bundesanzeiger: 11 O 36/08 KfH - 30. Dezember 2008
This is a test suit of Rotter-lawyers against MLP AG and Bernhard Termühlen concerning the mysterious balance sheets of manipulation mastermind Bernie Termuehlen.
By the way: Reports dealing with this case in german newsgroups show a mysterious tendency to vanish. […]
The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:
You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]
All the years Uwe was so clever never to own MLP’s shares. Uwe, have you been as clever as to buy the paper when it had its touch down on 5,19 bucks two weeks ago? This would have been really clever because it jumped to 8,28 today - this would have resulted in a bonus […]
Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]
Heidelberger Leben is a living body. If you want to buy an insurance you can reach them by phone. But those people who are responsible to inform you about the current contracts are not reachable.
If you want to give them your money, feel free to do so!