Watchblog zur MLP AG

ARD reports about Raffelhüschen and his friends.
The “three professors” refused to respond to ARD.
Must see!

Uwe!
Why don’t you sing today?
Is it because your lousy results? Or is it because so much people left your strange firm?
By the way, because of the exodus the averrage of customers per adviser raised - the results decreased. Is this because the best people went to Formaxx and Mayflower?
Uwe, why not sing together?
(And be aware […]

Germany’s biggest tv-station says: profit warning!
Even the experienced(!) spin doctors of MLP weren’t able to cover the gaps this time.
Cris moans the bad news are the result of the financial crisis. Hm. Cris, shouldn’t your ‘experts’ in long range financial advice not have forcasted such things?
What a good thing that MLP’s customers have increased their […]

The last weeks we were questioned often why MLP’s shareholder value doesn’t fall. This was a mystery because the market was falling, MLP remained at its position.
The question we were asked today is why doesn’t the shareholder value rise into heaven after the information of Swiss Life’s step to Bundeskartellamt for merger.
The solution is for […]

Today Financial Times Germany found hard words for MLP’s freaked out backfire: The poisoned pills of Uwe that should outdo AWD and Swiss Life (an idea by Goldman Sachs) won’t change the fact that the ‘independend’ days are over.
We should add that there never was a real independence, was it?

News service finanznachrichten.de yakked some flapdoodle on ‘independence’ of financial advisers.
We agree that you can’t expect independence at your normal bank. But after this statement the advice is bushwah.
First mistake: The author beleaves that MLP would be independent. No comment on that necessary for our readers.
Second: The naive author continues by reporting of ‘real expensive’ […]

In your newspapers you could read about Maschmeyer – maybe right, maybe wrong. Not every story must match the truth, of course not in pr-affairs. Now we offer you another story – maybe right, maybe wrong:
While Maschmeyer said he bought from an unknown nobody brings in a name. We guess: it was former „Uwe“ Dr. […]

 
German conservative newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung adviced students and others not to belief in MLP’s advisers:
Interesting: Former MLPers call their training by MLP brain jogging. In fact: everybody of our informants used the term brain washing.
    
FAZ spoke even to Jan Berg, a professional of Wieshole’s truth-departement.
Second best part of the article:
“Wir sind nur […]

What the Germans say about Maschmeyer’s undercover operation:
Germany’s best informed newsman in insurance business is Herbert Fromme from Financial Times Germany. As always he was the first who knew about Maschmeyer’s unexpectable scam. On Wednesday he wrote:
MLP - keine guten Gründe gegen Übernahme
by Herbert Fromme, Financial Times Germany
He was right:
Maschmeyer kapert Rivalen MLP
by Herbert Fromme, […]

The Swiss are normally known for their ability to count money. It seems that Swiss Life insurance can’t calculate anymore:
If we assume that MLP would be worth  1,2 billion Euro,
and if we belief that MLP is bullshitting actually 600.000 customers,
so we will come to the conclusion that Swiss Life has paid 2.000,- bucks per customer.
In […]