Archiv der Kategorie ‘Falschberatung‘

MLPers go Bundestag

Montag, den 5. Oktober 2009

According to German News “Boerse Online” MLP sent three former strukkis into the German parliament. After the election last week the MLPer’s parties seem to form the new government.
Compared to competitors DVAG and AWD this is nothing. Especially DVAG-strukkibude did a clever investment: Every politician who showed to be friendly is given a job after […]

Sueddeutsche “Abkassiert und schöngerechnet”

Sonntag, den 19. April 2009

Southern Germany’s leading newspaper “Sueddeutsche” offers a recommendend article dealing with the bogus of life insurances:
 “Abkassiert und schöngerechnet”

94 millions of life insurances have been made in Germany. The stupid germans consider live insurances to be clever investments.
Unfortunetely the article closes with bullshit:
Finanzberaterin Kühn empfiehlt, Absicherung und Sparen klar voneinander zu trennen: “Wer seine Angehörigen schützen […]

It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

Uwe is happy!

Montag, den 23. März 2009

Uwe welcomes the new big shareholder Talanx. Talanx has bought the toxic paper from Maschi’s Swiss Life, so Talanx owns now 9,9% and the Swiss 15,9% of the Wiesholes.
So MLP is independend - except from owners Talanx, Swiss Lif, Allianz, Axa, …
Maschi will rule now Swiss Life - including AWD ans Minimum 15,9% of MLP.

Uwe on his way up?

Montag, den 23. März 2009

All the years Uwe was so clever never to own MLP’s shares. Uwe, have you been as clever as to buy the paper when it had its touch down on 5,19 bucks two weeks ago? This would have been really clever because it jumped to 8,28 today - this would have resulted in a bonus […]

Heidelberger Leben is a vampire

Mittwoch, den 18. März 2009

Heidelberger Leben is a living body. If you want to buy an insurance you can reach them by phone. But those people who are responsible to inform you about the current contracts are not reachable.
If you want to give them your money, feel free to do so!

Heidelberger Leben is dead - R.I.P.

Dienstag, den 17. März 2009

Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes.  The shop seems to be dead.

Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
(Montag bis Freitag 8.00 Uhr-18.00 Uhr)Telefon national: 01803 […]

12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]

No blanket conviction? We do!

Mittwoch, den 11. März 2009

Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]

MLP: 5,23 Euros - all time bottom

Montag, den 2. März 2009

Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!