Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever […]
We are sorry to admit that we were wrong: Mr AWD-Maschendrahtzaun went crazy!
Now it is official that Maschendrahtzaun sold his last AWD-shares to Swiss Life and played the mystery-shopper behind Berenberg Bank.
Little boy Uwe told yesterday: We are prepared against a hostile takeover in a professional way!
What Uwe didn’t knew: At this time Manschendrahtzaun had […]
Bernd Katzenstein (”Catstone”) is a really bad covered lobbyist. He runs a pr-operation called Deutsches Institut für Altersvorsorge (German institute for old-age-provisions). This is a faked institute to launch distrust and anguish to deliver firms like MLP awed customers which are easy to form.
Accidentally Mr Katzenstein used to be the headwriter of MLP’s client’s magazin […]
The Wieshole’s new lawyer, Mrs Malini Nanda, should take notice of the following addition to our first statement:
On page 5 the Complainant claims that “the MLP consultants and their clients develop individual customer solutions (…)” This is a bold lie. They “develop” nothing. The Complainant is a distributor of standard products. May its salesmen act […]
Is Termuehlen the mystery-shopper who secretly buys shares of MLP?
We would bet so. With an odd of 100 to one.
As we have written so often nobody could have an honest interest in taking over MLP: The trademark MLP is ruined, the salespeople are debted, most of the good people had left the ’strukkibude’, the mood […]
On 1st of July the door-to-door-salesmen of MLP and other ’strukkibudes’ will face the new edict ‘Informationspflichtenverordnung‘. Be careful! This doesn’t mean that they have to reveal their percentage. Read what Financial Times Germany has to say:
Die tatsächlichen Kosten, die von den einkalkulierten erheblich abweichen können, müssen die Gesellschaften nicht nennen - zum Beispiel treten […]
In the last weeks we got sad news from Germany. So it is time for us now to make you familiar with a very serious matter.
Today we will provide you with three examples of how they do in Germany treat with ’supressive persons’. Not the whole Germany, but in Wiesloch.
These people we will tell you […]
In former times MLP generated money by percentage of insurance business.
In the 90ies MLP started to make money by lifting the shareholder value.
In the last years MLP ‘made money’ by
asking its ‘consultants’ for payback of advance money
asking the collection office of Baden-Wuerttemberg for payback of noble payed taxes
spending once saved money.
It is an open secret: […]
How many consultants does MLP really have?
In German newsgroups you can read the mysterious number of alleged 2.433 so called ‘MLP consultants’. This is bullshit – the number is much too optimistic, by far!
You just have to divide the total number through the number of offices to get the perfiduos impact that this can hardly […]