Archiv der Kategorie ‘Dirty Secret‘

Bernie Termuehlen is a farmer - who gets subsidies!

Dienstag, den 16. Juni 2009

Shady former MLP boss Termuehlen who allowed some ‘misunderstandings’ in balance sheets, is always keen in business: Actually the European Community pays him 250.000 bucks because Bernie owns a lot of ground in Eastern Germany, so he plays the role of a farmer.
Bernie is a billionaire only, so it is a good idea for the […]

It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

“Musterklage” against MLP at Karlsruhe Highcourt

Montag, den 30. März 2009

Here you can read what the Wiesholes makes fear:
Bundesanzeiger: 11 O 36/08 KfH - 30. Dezember 2008
This is a test suit of Rotter-lawyers against MLP AG and Bernhard Termühlen concerning the mysterious balance sheets of manipulation mastermind Bernie Termuehlen.
By the way: Reports dealing with this case in german newsgroups show a mysterious tendency to vanish. […]

Uwe is happy!

Montag, den 23. März 2009

Uwe welcomes the new big shareholder Talanx. Talanx has bought the toxic paper from Maschi’s Swiss Life, so Talanx owns now 9,9% and the Swiss 15,9% of the Wiesholes.
So MLP is independend - except from owners Talanx, Swiss Lif, Allianz, Axa, …
Maschi will rule now Swiss Life - including AWD ans Minimum 15,9% of MLP.

Heidelberger Leben offers Pawlow’s dogs

Freitag, den 20. März 2009

Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]

Heidelberger Leben is a vampire

Mittwoch, den 18. März 2009

Heidelberger Leben is a living body. If you want to buy an insurance you can reach them by phone. But those people who are responsible to inform you about the current contracts are not reachable.
If you want to give them your money, feel free to do so!

Heidelberger Leben is dead - R.I.P.

Dienstag, den 17. März 2009

Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes.  The shop seems to be dead.

Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
(Montag bis Freitag 8.00 Uhr-18.00 Uhr)Telefon national: 01803 […]

12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]

Ilse Aigner meets Uwe and other lobbyists of the financial nobody-needs-business

Dienstag, den 10. März 2009

Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]