Archiv der Kategorie ‘Bilanzskandal‘

Bernard Madoff dances like MLP

Mittwoch, den 17. Dezember 2008

In the branch of financial advisers and other crooks Mr Bernard Madoff showed how to scam the rich.
How in hell could this happen?
Here is the answer: The greedy, gullible sharholders believed in financial auditors. Do you want names?
Ernst & Young, PWC, KPMG.
These were exactly the guys who were hired by Termühlen’s MLP to check […]

Menfred Lautenschläger defending MLP

Dienstag, den 9. Dezember 2008

A few days befor his 70st birthday old fox Manne emphasized in an lofty interview his personal interest in MLP. He assert to defend his lifetime achievement.
Okay, Mann, so you will have som wor: Rumour swept over the Atlantic that german financial authority Bafinis looking for last year’s balance sheets. Maybe you will find a […]

Wait a moment, Mrs Nanda!

Sonntag, den 27. Juli 2008

The Wieshole’s new lawyer, Mrs Malini Nanda, should take notice of the following addition to our first statement:
On page 5 the Complainant claims that “the MLP consultants and their clients develop individual customer solutions (…)” This is a bold lie. They “develop” nothing. The Complainant is a distributor of standard products. May its salesmen act […]

How MLP deals with enemies

Freitag, den 27. Juni 2008

In the last weeks we got sad news from Germany. So it is time for us now to make you familiar with a very serious matter.
Today we will provide you with three examples of how they do in Germany treat with ’supressive persons’. Not the whole Germany, but in Wiesloch.
These people we will tell you […]

Mayflower buys MLPers

Donnerstag, den 15. Mai 2008

Do You remember of Manfred Lautenschläger’s ‘Patronatserklärung’? This was Lautenschläger’s trick to tie the whole debted ‘financial advisors’ who lost a fortune in 2002.
As we had written a few monthes ago, when the shareholder value was diving below 8 Euros, Lautenschläger’s word wasn’t enough for the bankers. So they wanted to see money. So MLP(!) […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen wants revange!

Mittwoch, den 24. Oktober 2007

Beleave it or not: Big cheater Bernhard Termuehlen will start a new financial distributer!!!
No doubt: This will give MLP the rest!

Merck Finck: Does MLP loose a friend?

Mittwoch, den 24. Oktober 2007

The joke ist old but works:
Some “independent” figures start to advise MLP, the share rises, the right people had bought the shares in time and everyone is happy!
One of these “independent” figures was Gerhard Schmitz-Morkramer’s Merck Finck & Co. Between 1995 and 2002 Gerhard ruled this firm beeing responsible source for most of […]

Prior Boerse misleading MLP-shareholders! 6,- Euros???

Freitag, den 14. September 2007

German business news-provider Prior Boerse doesn’t like MLP very much: Years before MLP and Prior went to court because of the mysterious allegedly insurance of MLP founder Lautenschlaegers daughter. (The question remains: Why did Prior and others like Focus magazine report about the “not existing” insurance …?)
Today Prior offers a course aim of “6,- Euros”.
Don’t […]

Did MLP fake its balance sheets? Never!

Freitag, den 3. August 2007

Today german news agency ddp launched this story dealing with the law suit about 32 million Euros against MLP. We have brought this news weeks ago to You.
Ridiculous is MLP’s mantra to refer to its strange expertises. We deliver now a translation from this article of the former german mlpblog:
Two of the inquired experts […]

What is a “Betriebsprüfung”?

Dienstag, den 31. Juli 2007

Sometimes even the most honest tax payer will face a check. In Germany they call it “Betriebsprüfung.” So we can read in MLP’s latest report on page 72 about a so called “Betriebsprüfung.”
Normally the german word “Betriebsprüfung” means audit by the fiscal authorities, outside audit of the accounts or so. What is MLP selling as […]