Archiv der Kategorie ‘Bilanzskandal‘

Bernie Termuehlen is a farmer - who gets subsidies!

Dienstag, den 16. Juni 2009

Shady former MLP boss Termuehlen who allowed some ‘misunderstandings’ in balance sheets, is always keen in business: Actually the European Community pays him 250.000 bucks because Bernie owns a lot of ground in Eastern Germany, so he plays the role of a farmer.
Bernie is a billionaire only, so it is a good idea for the […]

It takes a thief to catch a thief

Donnerstag, den 2. April 2009

German comedian Manfred Lautenschlaeger, founder of MLP, delivered an new joke! Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung says:
Lange bevor von einer Finanzkrise etwas zu ahnen war, hatte Manfred Lautenschläger immer wieder das ethische Verhalten im Wirtschaftsprozess zum Thema gemacht.
Long before we started talking of a financial crisis Manfred Lautenschlaeger had alway mentioned the ethical behaviour in economics.

Ah.
Managern wird neben […]

“Musterklage” against MLP at Karlsruhe Highcourt

Montag, den 30. März 2009

Here you can read what the Wiesholes makes fear:
Bundesanzeiger: 11 O 36/08 KfH - 30. Dezember 2008
This is a test suit of Rotter-lawyers against MLP AG and Bernhard Termühlen concerning the mysterious balance sheets of manipulation mastermind Bernie Termuehlen.
By the way: Reports dealing with this case in german newsgroups show a mysterious tendency to vanish. […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger gets highest medal

Montag, den 23. März 2009

The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:

You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]

Heidelberger Leben is dead - R.I.P.

Dienstag, den 17. März 2009

Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes.  The shop seems to be dead.

Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
(Montag bis Freitag 8.00 Uhr-18.00 Uhr)Telefon national: 01803 […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

The trustworthy Mr Gerhard Stratthaus - financial advise de luxe XXL

Freitag, den 30. Januar 2009

German political magazine ’stern’ debunks the career of one of the shadiest people in the Wieshole’s province Baden-Württemberg:
Gerhard Stratthaus: eine wundersame Karriere

In the story of this former treasurerer of Baden-Württemberg you will find words like ‘money loundring’ and special financial advice - but not the missing word ‘MLP’. The story of Mr Stratthaus offers […]

Bernard Madoff dances like MLP

Mittwoch, den 17. Dezember 2008

In the branch of financial advisers and other crooks Mr Bernard Madoff showed how to scam the rich.
How in hell could this happen?
Here is the answer: The greedy, gullible sharholders believed in financial auditors. Do you want names?
Ernst & Young, PWC, KPMG.
These were exactly the guys who were hired by Termühlen’s MLP to check […]