Archiv der Kategorie ‘Bewerbung‘

Tales from the Norwegian Wood

Freitag, den 21. September 2007

The danger of ACTA is very limited. But it worked to “explain” the shrinking shareholder value to the media …
Here we have a new application:

Sehr geehrter Herr Maschmeyer!
Hiermit bewerbe ich mich um eine Stelle als Frühstücksdirektor.
Als ich klein war, wollte ich Zahnarzt werden. Weil ich klein blieb, hätte ich nur Gynäkologe werden können. Da habe […]

The silence of the media

Mittwoch, den 19. September 2007

Yesterday MLP reached the “9″.
Astonishing: The media keep silent. No “sell”-yelling in contrast to the “buy”-advices.
The best solution for this mystery we can deliver is the perfect pr-net of MLP. After the scandals of 2002 MLP offered a lot of workshops and meetings to journalists. The journalists were invited into the best hotels and restaurants […]

Montag, den 17. September 2007

From Germany we got very serious information. Obviously the Wiesholes try catching everything to prevent their destiny. According to the shareholder value this is understandable. We cannot provide the newest information to You because it deals with a really delecate matter.
Now to the funny things: another application arrived from Germany:
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Hallooooooooo! Ich bin der Gerd!
Ich bewerbe […]

Minus + Minus = MLP + Interhyp

Samstag, den 15. September 2007

We found ourselves rubbing our eyes when Uwe trompeted that MLP had found a partner for a joint venture. Today we learned that the bride had been sexed up. According to Financial Times Deutschland Interhyp is a looser - so two loosers have found each other.
Meanwhile we heared that MLP and Interhyp will start their […]