According to FAZ the Swiss keep on talking to MLP. Anyway, the experts agree that a hostile takeover won’t take place. There is a package of almost 9% of MLP’s shares owned by Harris, but this is hardly enough to build a necessary base for a big jump. For the Swiss the proposal for marriage […]
Today Financial Times Germany found hard words for MLP’s freaked out backfire: The poisoned pills of Uwe that should outdo AWD and Swiss Life (an idea by Goldman Sachs) won’t change the fact that the ‘independend’ days are over.
We should add that there never was a real independence, was it?
In your newspapers you could read about Maschmeyer – maybe right, maybe wrong. Not every story must match the truth, of course not in pr-affairs. Now we offer you another story – maybe right, maybe wrong:
While Maschmeyer said he bought from an unknown nobody brings in a name. We guess: it was former „Uwe“ Dr. […]
German conservative newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung adviced students and others not to belief in MLP’s advisers:
Interesting: Former MLPers call their training by MLP brain jogging. In fact: everybody of our informants used the term brain washing.
FAZ spoke even to Jan Berg, a professional of Wieshole’s truth-departement.
Second best part of the article:
“Wir sind nur […]
The Swiss are normally known for their ability to count money. It seems that Swiss Life insurance can’t calculate anymore:
If we assume that MLP would be worth 1,2 billion Euro,
and if we belief that MLP is bullshitting actually 600.000 customers,
so we will come to the conclusion that Swiss Life has paid 2.000,- bucks per customer.
In […]
The market is not amused: The shareholder values of AWD, MLP and Swiss Life lost today a lot.
While Uwe blazoned out to decline any talks to Swiss Life it went out that Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaeger already did so …! Uwe, this game is not for boys, is it?
By the way, not talking to critics is […]
Bernd Katzenstein (”Catstone”) is a really bad covered lobbyist. He runs a pr-operation called Deutsches Institut für Altersvorsorge (German institute for old-age-provisions). This is a faked institute to launch distrust and anguish to deliver firms like MLP awed customers which are easy to form.
Accidentally Mr Katzenstein used to be the headwriter of MLP’s client’s magazin […]
Watch this beautyfull watch of MLP!
If you want to own this highly enchanting gem you will find it on EBAY (TM)!
In case your girl friend is named Martina Lechner, could there be a better gift?
Or should Uwe try to get such a watch to pretend being an MLPer for 10 years?
Copyright of the pictures […]
To find an idiot who is stupid enough to buy the dickey company this year Uwe tries to sex up the bride. Like an ugly woman MLP has to show money and clean records to find a fiancé.
So a huge wave of law suits against former MLPers is sweeping over Germany. MLP wants back the […]
Do You remember of Manfred Lautenschläger’s ‘Patronatserklärung’? This was Lautenschläger’s trick to tie the whole debted ‘financial advisors’ who lost a fortune in 2002.
As we had written a few monthes ago, when the shareholder value was diving below 8 Euros, Lautenschläger’s word wasn’t enough for the bankers. So they wanted to see money. So MLP(!) […]