Monatsarchiv für März 2009

No blanket conviction? We do!

Mittwoch, den 11. März 2009

Yesterday there was this meeting about financial misadvisement that followed the emberassing study of Evers&Jung.
Secretary for consumer protection Ilse Aigner underlined that she wouldn’t go so far as to call all financial advisers to be crooked. In contrast to her we consider all the strukkibudes to be useless and dangerous parasites.
Ilse announced to offer cecklists. […]

Ilse Aigner meets Uwe and other lobbyists of the financial nobody-needs-business

Dienstag, den 10. März 2009

Today our Uwe was invited by the german secretary for consumer protection at a conferance in Berlin. The Wieshole’s master was allowed to deliver a speach.
The lobbyists of the strukkibudes want to deter the government to label risky products with a colour-system simliar to traffic lights (e.g. ‘red’ means ‘hazardous’).
This labeling is absolutely unnecessary: Just […]

MLP’s Black Friday

Montag, den 9. März 2009

On Friday the 6st of March MLP hit the new all time minus mark 5,19 for a short time.
Bernie, what a great day to buy MLP!
Others, listen to our advice: Did You Ever Lose a Million Bucks? 

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MLPers are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Samstag, den 7. März 2009

In a law suit handled by die hard-critic Mrs Jacobs who is the lawyer of numerous former MLPers, the lawyers of MLP offered some curious news:
According to advocate Mr Schwake MLPers are not Ein-Firmen-Vertreters.  An Ein-Firmen-Vertreter is a strukki who is allowed to work for one strukkibude only.
Mr. Schwake’s point of view leads to the […]

Former MLP-boss Termuehlen enters Loyas and wins a lighthouse

Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009

After the famous scandal in 2002 about hundreds former MLPers formed LOYAS, another strukkibude. Now LOYAS is taken over by former MLP pirate king Bernie Termuehlen. This is bitter irony of fate because these people wanted to get rid of Termuehlen!
Loyas-pirates prefer to operate in Northern Germany. One of their most important partners is Swiss […]

A ship will arrive … Will MLP sell harbours?

Montag, den 2. März 2009

What is needed if the company is sinking?
A ship! The chance is good that the name of the ship will be ‘Mayflower’. The story of the original Mayflower is similiar to that what will maybe follow with the Mayflower of our days. This new Mayflower announced a lot of local shops - almost nothing was […]

MLP: 5,23 Euros - all time bottom

Montag, den 2. März 2009

Hey everybody!
Just keep your nerves togehter!
And don’t be afraid of angry clients!

Must read!

Sonntag, den 1. März 2009

Here is a highly remmended text of a german writer that represents the experience of many young germans:
Gedanken zur Krise found in Sueddeutsche: “Jetzt”