Monatsarchiv für März 2009

“Musterklage” against MLP at Karlsruhe Highcourt

Montag, den 30. März 2009

Here you can read what the Wiesholes makes fear:
Bundesanzeiger: 11 O 36/08 KfH - 30. Dezember 2008
This is a test suit of Rotter-lawyers against MLP AG and Bernhard Termühlen concerning the mysterious balance sheets of manipulation mastermind Bernie Termuehlen.
By the way: Reports dealing with this case in german newsgroups show a mysterious tendency to vanish. […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger gets highest medal

Montag, den 23. März 2009

The founder and biggest owner of MLP, Manfred Lautenschlaeger, was decorated by his political friend of Germany’s conservative party with the highest medal Germany has to offer civilians: Manne got the Bundesverdienstkreuz!!!
Okay, Manne:

You have ruined a lot of shareholders during the greatest sinking of a shareholder value
You have been accused in public for manipulating
You misguided […]

Uwe is happy!

Montag, den 23. März 2009

Uwe welcomes the new big shareholder Talanx. Talanx has bought the toxic paper from Maschi’s Swiss Life, so Talanx owns now 9,9% and the Swiss 15,9% of the Wiesholes.
So MLP is independend - except from owners Talanx, Swiss Lif, Allianz, Axa, …
Maschi will rule now Swiss Life - including AWD ans Minimum 15,9% of MLP.

Uwe on his way up?

Montag, den 23. März 2009

All the years Uwe was so clever never to own MLP’s shares. Uwe, have you been as clever as to buy the paper when it had its touch down on 5,19 bucks two weeks ago? This would have been really clever because it jumped to 8,28 today - this would have resulted in a bonus […]

Heidelberger Leben offers Pawlow’s dogs

Freitag, den 20. März 2009

Even dead men don’t stop joking:
DFSI bewertet Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben mit der Note AAA
Handel, Wirtschaft, Finanzen, Banken & Versicherungen
Pressemitteilung von: Heidelberger Lebensversicherung AG
PR Agentur: Agentur ComMenDo
- Heidelberg (19.03.2009) – Das Deutsche Finanz-Service-Institut (DFSI) hat die Finanzstärke der Heidelberger Leben in einem Stress-Test mit der Note AAA bewertet. Mit einer Kapitaladäquanz von 189% entspricht […]

Heidelberger Leben is a vampire

Mittwoch, den 18. März 2009

Heidelberger Leben is a living body. If you want to buy an insurance you can reach them by phone. But those people who are responsible to inform you about the current contracts are not reachable.
If you want to give them your money, feel free to do so!

Heidelberger Leben is dead - R.I.P.

Dienstag, den 17. März 2009

Those fools who trusted in Heidelberger Leben formally known as MLP Lebensversicherung AG and located in the former MLP-tower face these days a hard surprise:
Obviously the insurance company is out of money: Nobody answers phone calls, emails or faxes.  The shop seems to be dead.

Kundenservice der Heidelberger Leben
(Montag bis Freitag 8.00 Uhr-18.00 Uhr)Telefon national: 01803 […]

Manne in space!

Montag, den 16. März 2009

 
Manfred Lautenschlaeger is an asteroid now.
See what will happen if Manne returns!
(Hopefully everything is covered by an insurance …)

Germany’s next top-fool: Talanx

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

The next insurance company that needs to learn that MLP means More Lost Pennies is named “Talanx”. Talanx is Nr. 3 of the german big insurance companies, and like AWD they are from Hanover. Surprisingly Talanx joins the fools of business rival Swiss Life that lost almost two thirds of their stupid investment in MLP’s […]

12 years ago MLP sold contracts “MLP Fonds Polices” - how Bernhard Termuehlen fleeced business people

Donnerstag, den 12. März 2009

From 1996 up to now the MLPers were told to sell “MLP Fonds Lebensversicherungspolices” for amortization of investments in the customer’s own firms or houses. This products seemed to be good for doctors, entrepreneurs and so on who needed credits.
The idea was: Get a loan by a bank - so you have to pay back […]