Monatsarchiv für Februar 2009

MLP - friends will be friends

Mittwoch, den 25. Februar 2009

Generous gesture of the Wiesholes: They offer to help the Swiss in selling MLP-shares!
Hey Uwe, here is a song for you!

MLP: Below 6!

Dienstag, den 24. Februar 2009

Half past 10 o’ clock german time the shareholder value passed the psychological important mark of 6: It touched 5,83 euros!

MLP: Singer on a sinking ship

Dienstag, den 24. Februar 2009

Critics call the Wiesholes often ‘Schluempfe’ (’smurfs’). This means in Europe popoular gnomes in children’s comics with a blue skin.  Blue is the colour of MLP. Actually the sharholder value is at its lowest point for years, still free falling. So we found the best singer to assist Uwe for his actual song on the […]

Aim: 4,50

Montag, den 23. Februar 2009

Sal. Oppenheim: 4,50 bucks.

Aim: 6,20

Montag, den 23. Februar 2009

JPMorgan says 6,20 bucks.

BILD: In einem vertraulichen BVA-Bericht ist davon die Rede, dass die IKK-Direkt an den Finanzdienstleister MLP für die Vermittlung von Versicherten stark überhöhte Erfolgsprämien gezahlt hat.

Sonntag, den 22. Februar 2009

The shit is steaming now: German tabloid BILD reveals a confident document that brings MLP in trouble!
Erst Anfang Januar war Ralf Hermes (47) in den Vorstand der TK – mit 7,2 Millionen Mitgliedern Deutschlands größte Krankenkasse – gewählt worden. Doch bereits am 4. Februar, nach nur knapp vier Wochen, ließ er sich auf eigenen Wunsch […]

German press on Swiss Life’s nightmare

Freitag, den 20. Februar 2009

German press on MLP:

ARD: MLP ist für Swiss Life Klotz am Bein
Cash Online: Swiss Life nahm für seine MLP-Beteiligung eine Wertberichtigung von rund 100 Millionen Euro vor.
Financial Times: MLP Drück Swiss Lif-Gewinn

Read the quotation in the printed article from Herbert Fromme in today’s Financial Times
“Man kann niemanden zu seinem Glück zwingen. Wenn MLP die Synergieeffekte […]

Swiss on pullback - MLP will stay

Donnerstag, den 19. Februar 2009

As we had predicted earlier the Swiss abandon the stupid adventure. The alpenhorners will reduce their part below 10%.
These ‘news’ caused very predictable results.
And the winner is …
… Uwe! Thanks to the alpenhorners the Wiesholes got tons of fresh money by their other friends ‘to prevent the hostile takeover’. So the Wiesholes are able to […]

MLP is not so happy

Mittwoch, den 18. Februar 2009

Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008 (adjusted)?
A: 27.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of the 2.600 MLPers found (adjusted)?
A: 11 .
Q: Is this one per month?
A: No, its less than one per month.
Q: How many new customers did MLP found in 2008?
A: 42.000.
Q: How many new customers did each of […]

Bad news for watchblogger

Freitag, den 6. Februar 2009

 
Deutsche Banh decided not to continue crossing swords with blogger Markus Beckedahl.
This means extremly bad news for the blogger because Beckedahl has lost his pr-animal now. If Deutsche Bahn would have been so stupid like the Wiesholes Beckedahl could maintain a burning pr-fire: Every step against him would blow oxygene into his fire. But now […]