Don’t give up! Another Uwe offers to run the show!
MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling point: the individual financial advice for gullible customers’ says Doc Uwe Chairdryer, head of MLP’s truth department.
The Wiesholes started to place adds in newspapers and commercials in tv, especially on ARD you will be disturbed by them the next time.
Wiesholes, we have bad news for you: The medium of the present is not the newspaper, because today less young people in Germany read papers. Even tv and especially the tv stations ARD and ZDF have lost the young people, MLP’s most important target. The medium of the present is the net. It’s here, where you are sitting at this moment, aren’t you?
The net, dear Wiesholes, is ruled by MLP-critics. No way for your pack of lies.
The agency that got the job to bullshit the public now is Agentur Wolkenkratzer.de. The lucky guy who directed the new spot is Niko Karo. His former work is not bad - in case lou love kitsch. But we are in doubt that he will be able to show the ridiculous strukkibude MLP to be a trustworthy shop. Let’s hope that they don’t deliver such a awkward shit as they did with the sheeps two years ago.
Niko, we have a much better project for you: We are looking for a director for our new movie The merry wives of Wiesloch! Maybe you got the necessary skill for this kind of movies.
This kitsch is what MLP calls ‘hochwertig’ (premium) … Oh, oh!