Monatsarchiv für September 2008

Termuehlen shows his flag

Dienstag, den 30. September 2008

It was an open secret that Bernhard Termuehlen was the man behind Mayfloyer Capital, the new strukkibude in Germany’s ocean of financial advisors and other scum.
Now you can see him acting as ‘Don’. You can see more: All the other names are such of MLPers. Even that of Melanie Ehlert. The Mayflower is MLP with […]

MLP online game!

Dienstag, den 30. September 2008

The Wiesholes offer a new online game: ‘battleship’!
The rules are simple: The players have to set up a bet if a local MLP office is working or not. The the players can test it via MLP’s website by clicking at the presented offices. If this appears:
[Logo] MLP
Die von Ihnen angeforderte Seite konnte nicht gefunden werden.
The […]

Breaking news: a third of MLP’s local branch managers defect to Mayflower Capital

Montag, den 29. September 2008

A rumor found it’s way to us via the Atlantic, the same way the legendary ship Mayflower took:
A third (!) of MLP’s local branch managers (’Geschaeftsstellenleiters’) resigned and made their way to former MLP-head Bernie Termuehlen’s new strukkibude Mayflower Capital.
This is hard for MLP because of the Pareto Principle. No question: the most effective people […]

Manfred Lautenschlaeger is always good for pr

Montag, den 29. September 2008

While Uwe is a lousy sleeping pill old Manfred “Manne” Lautenschlaegers always konws how to engeneer good press. Today he made the press praising him as
“Manfred Lautenschläger, Vorsitzender des Stiftungsrats der Stiftung Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar und Aufsichtsratsvorsitzender der MLP AG.”
Are these pices such for the best faked balance sheets?
Are these prices such for the best performance […]

Don’t give up! Another Uwe offers to run the show!

Donnerstag, den 25. September 2008

MLP doesn’t give up to find new victims!
So the Wiesholes announced a new pr campaign to save their ruined image. They will spend a seven-digit fee for this bogus.
“Der Kampagnenschwerpunkt liegt auf unserem Alleinstellungsmerkmal: der individuellen Finanzberatung für anspruchsvolle Kunden”, sagt Dr. Uwe Stuhldreier, Leiter Marketing bei MLP.
means:
‘Our main lie will be our unique selling […]

Car tire explodes

Mittwoch, den 24. September 2008

Again a critic of MLP has a problem with his car. Today a witness in the trial against Bernhard Termuehlen faced the bursting of a hoop. He only drove 100 kilometers per hour, so by luck nothing happened. The hoop was in a good condition and it is surprising that it didn’t made its job.
The […]

No short selling anymore

Dienstag, den 23. September 2008

As every year Uwe yipyayps and praises MLP’s forcast.
As always he will be proven wrong.
Actually the inner circle of the Wiesholes has its meeting in Split. Why Split? Because they found a cheap hostel there.
Good news for MLP: Next year short selling will be forbidden not only here in the USA but in Germany too. […]

The right of free speech

Montag, den 15. September 2008

In the following you can read the wise words of WIPO. They understood the importance of the right of free speech. Thank you, WIPO.
You will learn that MLP missed two of tree necessary points: We have the right to call us mlpwatchbloggers and we never took the domain in a bad faith. Even the bold […]

WIPO decision on www.mlpwatchblog.com

Freitag, den 12. September 2008

… www.mlpwatchblog.com.
WIPO Case D2008-0987
The Administrative Panel’s finding is as follows:
“For all the foregoing reasons, the Complaint is denied.”
Sorry, Mrs. Nanda.

www.mlpwatchblog.com establishes solid position on German Google

Donnerstag, den 11. September 2008

Ten years after the release of Google the famous search engine grew to the most important tool in information affairs. Distribution of information is not a question of money and power anymore but of quality. The bogus work of pr agencies can be outdone by simply showing the truth to the people - the people […]