Manne strikes back!!!
Old fox Manne Lautenschlaeger entered the stage to defend his sick baby MLP against his redneckish rival Maschi. “Big L” won’t allow Maschi to become the “big M” in MLP. Academics don’t weare golden necklaces behind the tie, do they?
Today the lordmaster of the Wiesholes poured in a fortune for recapitalization: 10%!!! Automatically this clever move will reduce Maschi’s part of MLP and might help avoiding a hostile takeover - an option that is not so unrealistic as you can read in your papers. As always Manne won’t risk his own money: He borrowed it by insurances like Allianz, Axa and Ena (HBOS). HBOS owns ‘Heidelberger Leben’, formally known as ‘MLP Lebensversicherung AG’ sitting in Mannes tower on Heidelberg-Emmertsgrund called ‘Langer Manfred’ (only by himself).
Oups: These investigators are all insurances! These are Manne’s friends. How in hell will the borrowing man be able to tell his customers of an ‘independence of MLP’???
To understand this operation you have to know that old shareholders are excluded in buying this new shares. In case Manne wanted to pour his own money into MLP he would need stooges doing the dirty work for him, don’t you think so …? We do.
Pictures by MLP and dpa.