Uwe the singer had a great time in Malta.
Now we learned that a strange person called ‘Vodka Morena’ will represent Malta in the famous European Song Contest. We are not sure if this girl is really a girl, because the European festival is famous fo its transvestites like Dana International. Note: Not everything is what […]
According to our sources MLP’s Geschäftsstellenleiters had a good time in Malta during their business meeting there this week. It doesn’t matter that the scruffy company at home is bleading out, the happy people of MLP know how to spend the shareholder’s money. When Uwe was not in the room somone cracked a joke about […]
Uwe is not (so real) guilty!
Uwe said Handelsvertreters are not wanted to give false statements about products and/or percentage.
Finanzparasiten.de showed clearly that the Geschaeftsstellenleiters (’branch managers’, the people who operate between the boardmembers and the Handelsvertreters) do learn their Handelsvertreters to ly at customers. What did the prosecution of Freie und Hansestadt Hamburg say? Uwe […]
One of MLP’s most kept secrets is the current number of its so called ‘consultants’.
According to the official reports MLP should have 2.600 Handlesvertreters.
In fact, hundreds of them remain only as nominal members because if they would leave the scruffy shop MLP would present to them the bill for their debts of the MLP scandal […]
For the good news: Uwe will stay free and can continue singing!
As we reported earlier German fellows Finanzparasiten.de had complained about Uwe’s nasty affidavit (’eidesstattliche Versicherung’) to get a shamefull interim injunction (’einstweilige Verfugung’) for MLP.
Uwe freaked out and put Germany’s most expensive lawyers into play, that ones that kept former MLP head Bernhrad Termühlen […]
When Uwe visits his lawyer “Feigen Graf” there is a chance to meet in the anteroom other clients like this one.
Sometimes the choice of a lawyer is giving away insightfull information … Honest men don’t need high prized lawyers, do they?
The quarter no honest man will set a foot into.
The first battle of a whole war is unfolding:
The German authority ‘Deutsche Rentenversicherung Bund’, former known as ‘Bundesversicherungsanstalt für Angestellte (BfA)’ has sent its troopers to fleece the Wiesholes. This step is necessary to clear if the so called ‘Handelsvertretes’ in fact are employers. If so, MLP has to pay some bucks - and won’t […]
This body is Dr. Claus-Michael Dill.
Claus-Michael used to be the boss of AXA, a big french insurance company, and went into health-industry, a tough business too. AXA was a former place of Uwe. Wether Uwe nor Claus-Michael had proven to be good enough for AXA, so Uwe went to MLP and Claus-Michael is chosen to […]
Some “news”: The papermills are spilling out some nonsense about a take over by “Postbank”. Postbank? Yes, these guys who offer financial service at the cash desk of a post office. These people who waste your time while waiting for buying stamps or so.