Monatsarchiv für August 2007

MLP tries to bullshit judge again

Donnerstag, den 30. August 2007

To fight down MLP’s mighty enemy finanzparasiten.de MLP went on telling lies: MLP told the court of Hamburg that finanazparsaiten.de had filed a charge on Uwe. In fact they didn’t and this is what all the facts show. But the MLP-lawyer keeps on bulshitting the court by telling stories.
Tomorrow on Friday there will be the […]

MLP in free fall: Wiesloch-Wulf has to resign

Mittwoch, den 29. August 2007

Dr. Wulf Böttger has smiled the longest time. When he entered the board of MLP he introduced himself to the “consultants” in a shameless way: He
presented a few allegdly customers talking how happy they were. Because of the obvious stooges MLP was forced to confirm the sad fake.
Wulf never managed to find enough new […]

Phony phoner: Lautenschlaeger is calling!

Dienstag, den 28. August 2007

Need any sign that MLP´s shareholder value will dip below 10,- Euros in less than two weeks?

Good himself Mr. Manfred Lautenschlaeger had began to phone himself to the MLPers – in person! He asked them to stay in his dying company. This is very unusual: Normally “Big L” Lautenschlaeger used to talk to office […]

finanzparasiten.de rules!

Donnerstag, den 23. August 2007

German fellows of the guerilla pressure group finanzparasiten.de who shows a critical mind on MLP report an all time record of hits at their website concerning MLP on Tuesday. We guess this would be the result of the article in SPIEGEL Online about MLP cheating activities this day.
Mysteriously the shareholder value had risen the last […]

MLP’s spindoctors blamed by german magazine SPIEGEL ONLINE

Dienstag, den 21. August 2007

We didn’t have recovered from the ridiculous news of BILD, now we were stroken again by hillarious news:
Germany’s most important political journal “DER SPIEGEL” (the mirror) featured the funny edit-war between MLP-fighters and MLP-haters at the german Wikipedia. Now they have a new tool tracking down the anonymous editors. Surprise: These people were located […]

MLP joins BILD!

Dienstag, den 21. August 2007

We couldn’t have arranged a joke any better!
The so acadamic MLPers advertised their silly campaign “500 jobs” via german tabloid Bild.t-online.de. A reliable witness told us having seen an ad for the wanted 500 idiots there.
Good products sell themselves by qualitity, bad products have to be heavy advertised. Why doesn’t find MLP new people […]

Annoyingly Questions to MLP

Montag, den 20. August 2007

MLP-Uwe, we have a few interesting questions for You!
If MLP had 2549 finance consultants in the middle of the year, how many people did MLP have for inside work? (This would be interesting because we heard strange rumors of a secretary-to-salesman-change-program. Allegedly the secretaries unterwent 4-day-crash courses to sell insurances … We can’t beleave this, […]

Sparkasse buys 6% of MLP

Samstag, den 18. August 2007

Good to have friends - especially such with other peoples money! So the german bank Sparkasse wasted money to buy 6% of the Wiesholes. Is MLP going to give away “knax”-journals to students at the university?

MLP: More Lost People!

Freitag, den 17. August 2007

This week we had reported about 500 jobs offered by MLP.
Is it a coincidence that we heard now the number “500″ again? Rumors leaked Wiesloch dealing with 500 finance consultants (”strukkis”) who left MLP during the last three months.
After launching the law suit against MLP raising the question, if MLPers were employees or self-employeds, a […]

MLP: Under the sea …

Donnerstag, den 16. August 2007

Today Uwe mastered dipping below 12 Euros to a new three-year-bottom-level!